Don't blink twice

Joined October 2010
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Offering boomers market value for their homes:
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Minding my business, mind on my business
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Huge shoutout to my mom for not strangling me when things got tough.
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My wife seeing me crack my fifth beer at the children’s birthday party.
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LOL BRO STOP IT
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Hobbies include; going to the dump
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Don't let one loss beat you twice
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michael damion cookies from subway>>
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i thought bro married a centaur 😭😭😂
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Why we gotta wear seatbelts on a plane wtf we gon hit a cloud??
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Prison break s1-s5 8/10
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Wait Hilary duff has a banger in 2026?
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We didn’t know it then but this was the golden age for a certain generation. Every song felt this big & magical. The writers, producers, artists, labels, everyone took this genuine, unquantifiable energy for granted. It’s a lesson on appreciating what you have before it’s gone🎀
fun times actually
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Hobbies include; wd40'ing stuff
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ICE when they get deployed tomorrow:
TRUMP: I WILL DEPLOY ICE AGENTS TO AIRPORTS ON MONDAY IF DEMOCRATS DON'T AGREE TO FUND DHS
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married man btw, fucking disgusting.
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A house of dynamite 5/10. That ending tf
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Society of the Snow 8/10
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War machine 5/10 The Dinosaurs 5/10
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