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Joined September 2020
Mt. Rushmore redesign incoming
i wonder what they talked about
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13 years ago today, Tyler, The Creator revealed in a tweet that he voiced random pedestrians in Grand Theft Auto V 🎮 (2013) Here is the full 9-minute video with all 250+ voice lines he recorded for the game.
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Marquei uma foda com 3 caras hj pq caso um furasse, eu teria o plano B e C, nenhum furou e eu tô com 3 fodas marcadas agora, uma às 16h, às 18h e as 21h
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Cossacks deeply fucked up on a conceptual level, imagine if a thousand years from now "ICE Agent" was an ethnicity
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Absolutely nothing. That’s why I vehemently rebuke the notion that sucking dick is slavery. A man that’s willing to unsheathe his blade in front of a woman is a man that’s making a Faustian bargain that could lead to his own demise. A blowjob is a social contract founded on trust
genuinely what’s stopping someone from biting ur dick off during a blowjob?
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Earlier this month I purchased a copy of The Annotated Lolita at a bookstore. I finally cracked it open this evening and now I feel like someone is playing a very elaborate practical joke on me.
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as much as "death penalty to all pedos" seems like a good idea, telling a child "are you absolutely sure this happened? remember if you say yes this man is going to die and it's your fault" is a great way to get them to recant their statement in court
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"i promised them women" is one of the most chilling lines of all time and exactly how i think soldiers would act in a post-apocalypse.
I kinda hate it when the soldiers are often portrayed as the villains in post apocalypse type movies.
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the way her mother had to barge in Right when she was about to get fucked like i knowwwww she was mad as hell
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wait this is making me sad grandma didn’t get the chance to be gay
I hate being around boy crazy or sex crazy dudes ….. like damn bitch you ain’t never had no pussy before
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today i said that the most canadian thing is shawarma poutine, i was ignorant, i did not know about the limited edition lunar near year's tim hortons mahjong set, i am listening, i am learning, i am doing the work
Someone please give me $450 so I can buy the limited edition lunar new year's Tim Hortons mahjong set
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when i was 23 i went through a very emotionally destabilizing period and i occasionally had very physically intense ~consensual~ sex with my next door neighbor (40M) who, every time we finished, said something to the effect of "wow, you really are a lesbian" w complete sincerity
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Just saw a truck with a faded Lets Go Brandon sticker just pass $100 at the pump for a fill up
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Big whoop. In America our professors live in studio apartments and go to jail for saying the word zionism out loud
China’s Zhejiang University had a professor take off in a jetpack at its open day.
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wake up babe a nipple sucking tutorial just dropped and i wanna try it out on you
这套最好用的独家吸奶秘笈,能让她一晚上把你的头死死按在胸口不放 很多人以为吸奶就是把乳头含进嘴里乱舔,那只是普通做法。 真正会吸的人先把奶子舔到又硬又痒、腰自己往前送,再突然含紧由轻到重吸,牙齿轻刮乳头尖,另一只手同步拉扯另一边,最后在最狠时松口半秒再轻咬住。 她会从发痒变成胸口发烫、腿夹紧,吸完又红又肿还主动把奶子送回来。 先把整圈乳晕舔湿,别急着含。 舌头平着贴上去,绕着乳头慢慢画圈,时不时用舌尖点一下乳头尖再离开。舔到乳晕发亮、乳头自己立起来、她腰开始扭时再进入下一步。她会先觉得又湿又痒,接着呼吸变沉。 突然整颗含进去,嘴唇收紧像吸果冻。 忽然张嘴把乳头连同周围一小圈一起含住,嘴唇由轻到重收紧,牙齿极轻刮过乳头最前端。她身子会一紧,胸口往上挺,嘴里漏出短促的气声。 一边吸,另一边用手同步揉捏。 含着一边的同时,手指捏住另一边乳晕向外轻拉再揉回去。嘴里用舌尖快速抖动乳头,两边一起进攻。她胸口发烫,腰不受控制地扭,两颗奶子像同时被点燃。 吸到最狠时突然松口半秒,再轻咬住用力吸。 她呼吸已乱、手按住你的头时,突然松开约半秒,再含回去用牙齿轻轻咬住根部同时吸。她会全身明显一颤,把你的头按得更紧。 会轻咬的人,她会按着你的头不让走。 吸到乳晕又红又肿、稍微一碰就缩时继续轮流吸两边。她会主动把胸口往前送,整晚留下红痕还想再被含进去。真正让她记住的是先舔湿、再含紧、同步用手、突然松口再轻咬的节奏。
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my most problematic vocal stim
my most problematic vocal stim
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Some people are seething at this and honestly my opinion of this is that the guy who was an ambulance driver in the Italian theater of WWI is very much allowed to have this kind of take.
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“xereca é carne CRUA, para chupar bem chupado precisa de um nível de fome que apenas leões e leopardos vão entender”
Chupar BUCETA não é feito para garotos que esperam o gosto de uma sobremesa bem recheada, xereca é carne CRUA, para chupar bem chupado precisa de um nível de fome que apenas leões e leopardos vão entender
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just saw exoomf who died to lung cancer three years ago in a discord server
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