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#HotGirlsOverheard (23) "My sisters often cockblock me, but they egged me on when a cute Swedish guy I was DMing asked to spend a few days with me. Since he was traveling, he was no 'threat' to the sisterhood, and my sisters were eager for gossip whether things went well or not."

#HotGirlsOverheard (28) "Something about picking a fight with my boyfriend makes me feel more attractive."

#HotGirlsOverheard (19) "I spent 2 days having an amazing convo with a cute guy on ig, until I made the mistake of asking his age -- 13!" (tfw you're a natural)

#HotGirlsOverheard (28) "The reason I don't tell guys what bothers me about them before I ghost them is because I want them to fuck up with their next girl, too."

how romantic does your friend speak and act with his gf?

#HotGirlsOverheard (21) "When my situationship takes too long to reply to my story, I start imagining him railing his other girl for the third time tonight." #dread

#HotGirlsOverheard (23) "As an old-school health-food girl, I can attest that most girls my age are so neurotic because they're hopped up on sugar but don't realize it because they're only scared of HFCS."

yes but it looks like a really tiny niche. the one guy advertising it says he does 40-50 surgeries per year with 70% of them being male.

#HotGirlsOverheard (25) "During foreplay with a new guy, he almost dried me up too much to continue by blurting 'people say I look like Zayn Malik.'"

#HotGirlsOverheard (27) "As a licensed therapist, I can confirm that yes the person who spam-likes your partner's stories wants to fuck them, because that's how I'm trying to get the attention of my very taken gym crush."

#HotGirlsOverheard (24) "As a professional dancer, I'm around straight guys who post 'artistic nude' photo sessions with inspirational captions. It triggers me so much I'm tempted to report them. I can only tolerate that behavior from gay guys."

#HotGirlsOverheard (23) "No girl is more consistent at the gym than one who hopes to see her secret crush and hasn't had an awkward convo with him yet."

#HotGirlsOverheard (22) "When I post a cute pic, the like that flatters me most is the rare one from the former fling who ended things amicably with me."

#HotGirlsOverheard (24) "How could I NOT believe in astrology if yesterday I randomly got a new haircut, and agreed to go out with a hookup who hadn't hit me up in 8 months."

#HotGirlsOverheard (18) "My fantasy is to fall in love with a 40 y/o starving artist who can hold deep conversations about philosophy. And no, I don't have daddy issues."

Boomer feminists: "Ugh, men are intimidated by female intelligence!" Zoomer feminists: "Ugh, men AREN'T intimidated by female intelligence!"

OP's response was weird. It's like someone posting "booze is bad" and someone replying "tell me about it, I used to drink a handle a day"

#HotGirlsOverheard (21) "Guy I swiped right on played himself by messaging me drunk at 2:30 a.m. - I assume that's why his opening line was 'dang those bewbs,' which he sheepishly followed with 'is everything good?' and finally 'where you from'"

#HotGirlsOverheard (28) "More proof that men have become the romantics - one of my hookups complains that I don't kiss him goodbye."