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Findings from the USA's 2023 National Survey of Family Growth for men 35-49, filtered by education:
"How many women have you slept with?"
BACHELORS DEGREE OR HIGHER
0: 7.6%
1-9: 62.0%
10-19: 15.6%
20+: 14.8%
LESS THAN BACHELORS
0: 8.0%
1-9: 53.6%
10-19: 18.0%
20+: 20.4%
#HotGirlsOverheard (23) "My sisters often cockblock me, but they egged me on when a cute Swedish guy I was DMing asked to spend a few days with me. Since he was traveling, he was no 'threat' to the sisterhood, and my sisters were eager for gossip whether things went well or not."
#HotGirlsOverheard (28) "Something about picking a fight with my boyfriend makes me feel more attractive."
#HotGirlsOverheard (18) "If a guy I start DMing on ig is cute and charming enough, I will get into such a bubble that I'll go for days assuming that he lives in my city and usually he doesn't...d'oh!"
#HotGirlsOverheard (19) "I spent 2 days having an amazing convo with a cute guy on ig, until I made the mistake of asking his age -- 13!"
(tfw you're a natural)
#HotGirlsOverheard (28) "The reason I don't tell guys what bothers me about them before I ghost them is because I want them to fuck up with their next girl, too."
#HotGirlsOverheard (25) "When I go on dates and innocently hit up a stranger for a light or compliment his dog, I'm fantasizing about ditching my date for them."
(when you're hardwired to run dread game)
#HotGirlsOverheard (21) "My hookup suggested a hairstyle for me which I happen to know resembles his ex's."
#dread
#HotGirlsOverheard (21) "When my situationship takes too long to reply to my story, I start imagining him railing his other girl for the third time tonight."
#dread
#HotGirlsOverheard (23) "As an old-school health-food girl, I can attest that most girls my age are so neurotic because they're hopped up on sugar but don't realize it because they're only scared of HFCS."
#HotGirlsOverheard (25) "During foreplay with a new guy, he almost dried me up too much to continue by blurting 'people say I look like Zayn Malik.'"
#HotGirlsOverheard (27) "As a licensed therapist, I can confirm that yes the person who spam-likes your partner's stories wants to fuck them, because that's how I'm trying to get the attention of my very taken gym crush."
#HotGirlsOverheard (24) "As a professional dancer, I'm around straight guys who post 'artistic nude' photo sessions with inspirational captions. It triggers me so much I'm tempted to report them. I can only tolerate that behavior from gay guys."
#HotGirlsOverheard (19) "Going to the gym 6 days a week has been bad for my sex life because most guys' bodies now make me feel like I'm settling."
#HotGirlsOverheard (26) "As a fitness girl, I hate that most of the gym guys I socialize and sleep with are college age because I feel like they can easily ghost me for a naturally beautiful 18 year-old."
#HotGirlsOverheard (23) "No girl is more consistent at the gym than one who hopes to see her secret crush and hasn't had an awkward convo with him yet."
#HotGirlsOverheard (22) "When I post a cute pic, the like that flatters me most is the rare one from the former fling who ended things amicably with me."
#HotGirlsOverheard (24) "How could I NOT believe in astrology if yesterday I randomly cried, flipped out, and deleted one of my favorite former hookups from my contacts."
#HotGirlsOverheard (24) "How could I NOT believe in astrology if yesterday I randomly got a new haircut, and agreed to go out with a hookup who hadn't hit me up in 8 months."
#HotGirlsOverheard (24 y/o) "The oldest guy I ever fucked is 47 and dyes his gray hair, but he is a prominent marine biologist in my field. He is rugged, he tells me we would change the world together if we were closer in age. Getting attention from someone like him is amazing."
#HotGirlsOverheard (25) "I always complain about guys my age not taking charge, but when the 43 y/o I'm chatting with made his move, I froze up. Yes, I'm a hypocrite."
#HotGirlsOverheard (18) "My fantasy is to fall in love with a 40 y/o starving artist who can hold deep conversations about philosophy. And no, I don't have daddy issues."
#HotGirlsOverheard (25) "I went from being into him to being meh the moment I saw his chest hair. Some girls don't care about this but the ones who do want it clean."
#HotGirlsOverheard (19) "I'm DMing with an attractive guy but he keeps playing himself by punctuating all his flirty lines with 'lol'."
#HotGirlsOverheard (21) "Guy I swiped right on played himself by messaging me drunk at 2:30 a.m. - I assume that's why his opening line was 'dang those bewbs,' which he sheepishly followed with 'is everything good?' and finally 'where you from'"
#HotGirlsOverheard (18) "I got hit up by a drop-dead gorgeous guy but he lives 8 hours away so we can only sext. Anyway I asked him how he'd eat me out and he took me so seriously that he sent me a video of him licking folded salami. Too much."
(even male 10's can turn try-hard)
#HotGirlsOveheard (20) "I complimented a guy at the gym on his basketball shorts and now he shows up wearing matching pro-team outfits and asks if I like them."
#TryHard
#HotGirlsOverheard (28) "More proof that men have become the romantics - one of my hookups complains that I don't kiss him goodbye."
#HotGirlsOverheard (22) "When I was 18 and still in Venezuela, I would spend the night with a guy if his place had a hot shower."
#HotGirlsOverheard (22) "When I was 18, I took it for granted that my bf could rail me five times a day. Now I realize that such sexual peaks are short-lived."
#HotGirlsOverheard (24) "When I was 18, I would text my embarrassingly greasy ex-bf who showered 3 times a week stuff like 'wreck my pussy.'"
#HotGirlsOverheard "Having my Peloton moment, he gave me a gift gym membership. And it's really making me wonder what he's trying to tell me about my body?"
(go hamster go!)
#HotGirlsOverheard (22) "After ordering my fifth beer in two evenings from the microbrewery by my apartment, the bartender said it's on the house 'because you obviously like your beer.' I kind of admire how he politely implied I am a beer belly."
#neg
#HotGirlsOverheard (20) "A former hookup texted me out of the blue just to ask if my hair still had bangs. I wasn't sure if that was a compliment, so I replied, 'yes...dealbreaker?'"
#neg
#HotGirlsOverheard (22) "My archetype of a 50 year-old man who makes me horny af is Jon Bernthal."