Jason

In which I apologize to @Damonalbarn but not Oasis. Everyone loves @blurofficial and @gorillaz but not @oasis. #kisscam

I should apologize to @coldplay for this, but not @oasis as we know they're the Nickelback of Britpop. #kisscam

You killed the Pope.

F'Elon is a modern n*zi

How did @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump already get into the Oval Office? #GOPPEDOPHILES #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

Alright calm down, First Lady.

You're a fucking idiot. As are those who vote for you or convicted felon Donald Trump.

@RepClayHiggins is a racist dickweed who tried to delete his racism. #HarrisWalz2024 #HarrisWalz #FuckTrump #GOPPartyOfTraitors

@oasis reuniting and @officialmoz going on tour? Which one's gonna implode and disappoint their legion of fan first?

@nickjr @paramountplus We need an episode of Baby Shark's Big Show where we see the Titan Submersible crash into their town.

Oh no anyway. #JustinTimberlake

@jjmfaraway I got some mail from Penguin Random House today and talk about excited! Made my day! #StarWarsTheLivingForce #TheLivingForce

I love watching The Naked Gun and seeing Nordberg terrorized. Maybe that is what the afterlife will be like for #ojsimpson #TheJuice #ojsimpsondead

The book arrived a day late. I'm a reader and a book lover who prides himself in a pristine collection...I was devastated to see the condition my copy of #TheLivingForce arrived in from @amazon The replacement is on the way, but I wanted to read this @jjmfaraway book tonight.

I want a @toto99com eclipse #TOTO

"Any exciting plans this month?" Oh yeah, most definitely, thanks to @jjmfaraway

Like anyone is going to listen to a pedophile like you.