Jason

In which I apologize to @Damonalbarn but not Oasis. Everyone loves @blurofficial and @gorillaz but not @oasis. #kisscam

I should apologize to @coldplay for this, but not @oasis as we know they're the Nickelback of Britpop. #kisscam

F'Elon is a modern n*zi

Notice @elonmusk never had the #Cybertruck tested for family safety. This is because he knew anyone who bought an #incelcamino would always be single, male, and childless. #TeslaFacts

How did @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump already get into the Oval Office? #GOPPEDOPHILES #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

Four hours ago, everyone was talking about #DaveGrohl having a secret lovechild. Then, out comes the orange shitgibbon on a debate stage confusing ALF with reality and mentioning he has concepts, not plans. #HarrisWalz2024

If you were complaining @JoeBiden was "too old to be president," then you best call for the elderly nazi dementia patient @realDonaldTrump to drop out too. Oh wait you MAGAts are just racist misogynistic hypocrites. #DemocratsUnite

Oh no anyway. #JustinTimberlake

I love watching The Naked Gun and seeing Nordberg terrorized. Maybe that is what the afterlife will be like for #ojsimpson #TheJuice #ojsimpsondead

The book arrived a day late. I'm a reader and a book lover who prides himself in a pristine collection...I was devastated to see the condition my copy of #TheLivingForce arrived in from @amazon The replacement is on the way, but I wanted to read this @jjmfaraway book tonight.

I want a @toto99com eclipse #TOTO

"Any exciting plans this month?" Oh yeah, most definitely, thanks to @jjmfaraway

Fact: Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Fact: Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl is a Christmas episode of @BobsBurgersFOX #Nakatomi

Let's be honest; Martin Scorsese has made a career out of remaking the same two movies. Yet @uweboll7 has made vastly differing films and shows a true understanding of the craft and is unfairly derided. Get it together, people.

I mean, #Seinfeld is better than #Friends, but anyway.

Come on, @BassLance_ do it.

And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling democracy.

This rebranding is complete xhit.

So, to recap, the @Barbie movie is based on more realistic events than that Qanon wet dream MAGA slashfic Sound of Freedumb movie. #Barbie #BarbieMovie #TheSoundOfFreedom #TheSoundOfFreedumb

Republicans are afraid of The Four Rs: Reality Rainbows Reproductive Freedom Reading any book not written by a cisgender white person about bigoted straight cis white people