Sweary. DILLIGAF?

London, England
Joined March 2009
Trying my first Stilton & Steak bake from Greggs. Not bad at all!
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If youโ€™re ever in Scotland their scotch pies are decent
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Received the quarterly magazine for former pupils of my old school today. In it are obits for members of the classes of 1944, 1942 and 1936! Two centenarians and one who missed that mark by a few weeks. Quite the ages.
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2 years for lobbing a plastic bottle at & swearing at plod seems a bit OTT when sex offenders are getting less. The court of appeal has in the past ruled itโ€™s not an offence to swear at plod if youโ€™re not shouting &โ€™that they should have a reasonable expectation of being sworn at
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Oh fuck no. No, no, no, no. No. #no
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Methinks you doth protest too much
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if I didn't want to work closely with "feral" and "nasty" men, I would simply not get a job at the Feral Man Factory
Larisa Brown
@larisamlbrown
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EXCLUSIVE: Special forces soldiers believe they are โ€œuntouchableโ€ and not all of them are the heroes they think they are, according to a former female civil servant who worked alongside them. Monica Grenfell, who was employed at the Special Air Service (SAS) headquarters in Credenhill, near Hereford, for three years, said some of the elite troops were โ€œferalโ€ and it was โ€œthe nasty characters who really ruled the roostโ€. She has given evidence under oath to the Afghan Inquiry and has now been interviewed by @thetimes thetimes.com/article/5706a8aโ€ฆ
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We are British. We swear all the time. If you donโ€™t like it you can fuck off
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With the Scottish term of affection โ€œyou cuntโ€ often added at the end.
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Lads, someone grassed me up to Chockagirl and Janet Ellis and now theyโ€™re blowing up my phone cos jealousy. I love you all babes
My first love ๐Ÿ˜
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Thanks. A comforting memory
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Got my best words on repeat again this afternoon. Applicable to so many things, but an especially hard fuck you to fondant today.
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Yes you do - just add patience.
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Replying to @mrliamdurkin
What was her name on the left? I remember being about 4 and thinking โ€œgod, sheโ€™s annoyingโ€
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Carol Leader. Now a psychoanalytic psychoanalyst apparently.
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Replying to @LessGrumpy
First - make sure your marzipan layer is super smooth and allow to dry for 24 hours. 2nd beat icing with electric whisk/Kenwood to consistency of Swiss meringue buttercream. Coat cake in two parts. First a thin layer as if crumb coating. Then once set you can use a warm metal offset palette knife to smooth, before send coat.
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I do that but I just donโ€™t have the skill set.
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Wasps is it? I can still see out of my right eye.
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Poor thing. I hope youโ€™re providing the steak diet to the patient
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New dog please. This one is broken
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Heโ€™s got a fine set of gnashers
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A year on from recognising the State of Palestine, we will continue to stand up for what is right.
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Replying to @LessGrumpy
Iโ€™d take royal icing over fondant any day.
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I can never get as smooth a finish as Iโ€™d like.
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Looks like youโ€™ve had a lovely chilled holiday.
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Managed to get tix for second bob Harris gig at RAH. Percy and Daltrey are both there again and weller isnโ€™t. This is all good.
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