Au revoir my friends. Twitter is dead. I'll see you on Threads. https://xitter.cf/t.co/Y5MSFSfBDQ #gtto

Still a European
Joined September 2009
Steve Jobs – at East Midlands, England
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It seems that @fujifilm beat @Twitter to this by at least a decade. Space Karen fails again.
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Can anyone tell me whether the ads count towards my "allocation" of 600 posts? Asking because every other tweet I see is now an ad.
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Do yourself a favour and read this thread. Funny as..
My mother used to suffer with travel sickness. It would often come on suddenly and unexpectedly. This one time, we were on a family trip through the Cotswolds when she shouted, "Dave! Dave! Dave! Stop the car! I'm gonna be sick!" to my father. My dad brought the car to a stop...
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I trust that this moron will be the next one up on a charge of contempt.
I am appalled at what I have read and the spiteful, vindictive and overreaching conclusions of the report. I won’t be supporting the recommendations and will be speaking against them both publicly and in the House on Monday. I’m backing fairness and justice - not kangaroo courts
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Lego Elvis has left the building. retweeted
Petition: Prevent individuals who mislead Parliament from making nominations for honours petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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Look what else turned up in my dad's old camera kit @BustertheLegend - perfect working order too! 😍😍
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Well hellooo. 😍😍😍 – at East, England
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Lego Elvis has left the building. retweeted
Rishi Sunak is said to be ready to nod through Boris Johnson’s controversial honours list in a move set to spark at least two by-elections for the Tories. Do you think Boris Johnson’s honours list should be approved? #Poll
12%Yes
85%No
3%Don’t know
953 votes • Final results
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Roland Rat modelling some clown shoes. – at East Midlands, England
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Ok people. Whichever one of you has actually paid money to follow frog face Farage either needs a medal or a psychological intervention. Own up, don't be shy. We won't judge. (We will actually). – at East Midlands, England
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Johnson clearly believes that his WhatsApp messages will incriminate his partners in crime thus paving a way for him back to No.10 That's the only explanation.
Boris Johnson running rings round No10 and the Cabinet Office on this, it must be said.
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66% in favour. WTAF?!!!
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Lego Elvis has left the building. retweeted
Replying to @fasc1nate
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If you haven't already seen it you just have to watch a couple of minutes of this absolute shitshow. Funny as. – at East Midlands, England
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I has a new dashboard ornament in the camper van. – at East Midlands, England
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