Revolutionary, Protector of my household staff of can-opening poop-scoopers, Champion of Champagne Communism and Luxury Beliefs. No crypto, no porn.

Joined February 2025
Saint John Moses, forgive me my faggotry, for I have bubba’d thy design, and shortened it in thy sight, that Fudds may cope and gnash teeth in their seething. I have defiled your holy design to flout laws no longer in force.
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My male human came home with a chop-saw today? Kinda scared. Glad I’m not a dog.
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That’s not a problem, they can just aim the rifles a little lower, no sweat.
To be clear the man they are saying they will execute ON TV is PARAPLEGIC in a wheelchair.
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So, to summarize, the storage laws for which you advocated were ignored by one of the only people you think should remain armed? And you’re pushing this story? I can see why you locked the comments, at least no 3yr olds will get in there to troll you. 🤣
Replying to @GIFFORDS_org
The child’s parents—one of whom is a Detroit police officer—have been charged after the incident. Michigan’s law requires guns to be secured in a locked container or unloaded with a locking device when left unattended around children, because no three-year-old should ever be able to get their hands on a gun.
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Deportations, border security, hanging repeat offenders, police forcibly institutionalizing crazy/druggie homeless people, and staying in my pocket, mostly. Oh, and hitting antifa with sticks. I really like it when the police hit antifa with sticks. We need to hire more cops and buy them more sticks with which to hit antifa.
So if yall don’t want your tax money going to food stamps, housing, education, healthcare, or free lunch programs.. what exactly DO you want it going towards?
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Hey maga some of those great jobs that immigrants stole from you are available. Don’t miss out.
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Tomorrow is the day of the scary vacuum ladies. While I am evaluating hiding places, my male human servant will scurry around picking up the various objects he has left out throughout the house. I believe making him do this is the purpose of the vacuum wielding demons.
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The largest water evacuation in history was the 9/11 Boatlift on September 11, 2001. It moved an estimated 300,000–500,000 people off Lower Manhattan by boat in under nine hours. Many of those boats headed to New Jersey. history.com After the towers were hit and then collapsed, bridges, tunnels, and subways were shut down. Hundreds of thousands of people were trapped south of the disaster zone with nowhere to go except the waterfront. The U.S. Coast Guard issued a radio call for “all available boats.” Ferries, tugboats, tour boats, private vessels, and even small craft answered. About 150 vessels and roughly 800 mariners took part. history.com NY Waterway ferries alone carried around 150,000 people, many of them to Jersey City, Hoboken, and Weehawken. Other boats went to Brooklyn and Staten Island. Captains nosed their vessels against seawalls that were never designed as docks and loaded people as fast as they could. The operation was almost entirely improvised and remarkably orderly given the chaos. nj.com It is routinely compared to the Dunkirk evacuation of 1940, which rescued about 338,000 Allied troops over nine days. The 9/11 effort moved more people in a single day. history.com The story is less well-known than other parts of that day, but it is one of the clearest examples of spontaneous civilian and maritime response under extreme pressure. Books such as Saved at the Seawall by Jessica DuLong collect first-hand accounts from the captains and crews.
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1) It helps if the repair crews aren’t shot at by the local Dindus. 2) It’s actually 2026, Dipshit.
Replying to @Polymarket
12 days without power in 2024 is a grid failure, not a weather event. This is what happens when aging infrastructure meets zero resilience planning. The real storm was decades of underinvestment.
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I want to give a shoutout to those brave souls, who, having zero skill at operating a motor vehicle and no understanding of the rules of the road, nonetheless throw caution to the wind and climb behind the wheel. You make my commute interesting, you moronic, incompetent, lunatics. Never change.
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LeftyKitty retweeted
please repost this!!! Please investigate what is happening with the South African Afrikaner refugee program. We have watched these families spend months, and in many cases years, completing vetting, interviews, medicals, and preparing for a new life in America. Many report being told to prepare for travel. Believing their dream was finally becoming reality, they resigned from their jobs and sold their homes, businesses, vehicles, and possessions. Then many report receiving ineligibility letters. These are not simply applicants who were found ineligible from the beginning. Multiple families report that they completed the process, were told they had been approved or instructed to prepare for travel, and then later received notices that they or one or more of their children were no longer eligible, often without any explanation. Even more heartbreaking, several families report that the parents were found eligible, but one or more of their children were found ineligible. No loving parent is going to leave a child behind. Instead, these families are choosing to stay together and give up the opportunity to come to America. For many, there is no going back. They trusted the process, sold everything they owned, and prepared for a new life in America. Now they face the heartbreaking task of starting over from scratch in South Africa. Many applicants say employment and business opportunities are already constrained by South Africa’s affirmative-action and B-BBEE policies, making it extraordinarily difficult to rebuild after losing everything. After sacrificing so much, some families feel they have nowhere to turn. If there has been a policy change, an administrative error, misconduct, or another problem in the review process, the American people deserve to know. These families deserve transparency, compassion, and a meaningful review of their cases. Please do not let these families be forgotten. Investigate what is happening. @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @SecRubio @StateDept @WhiteHouse @DHSgov @USCIS @SpeakerJohnson @LeaderJohnThune @JudiciaryGOP @HouseJudiciary @HouseForeignGOP @HouseForeign @HomelandGOP @ChuckGrassley @tedcruz @HawleyMO @JohnCornyn #InvestigateAfrikanerRefugees #KeepAfrikanerFamiliesTogether #TransparencyNow #AfrikanerRefugees
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Laser pointers in the 1 milliwatt and above range should NEVER be pointed at Flock cameras because of the damage they can do. Many people buy these inexpensive, easily available lasers from ebay and other places without knowing the damage they can do.
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Retweeting specifically because @BrumPolice asked me not to.
3 blacks attack a drunk white kid in Birmingham, the female police officer comes in to protect the violent blacks and arrest the white kid Absolutely disgusting the way white people are treated in England (@KnockoutAudit)
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Cult does yeoman's work for so many in this space and I can personally attest he never asks for anything in return, let alone recognition. I'm proud to call him a friend and watch h his business grow. Its what we do for one another that matters.
Replying to @CultLaser
I hate asking for help, so this is a little outside my comfort zone. Five years ago, Cultivated Laser started with a laser engraver, a handful of ideas, and a stubborn refusal to get a real job. Since then, we've shipped thousands of orders, built an incredible community, and somehow turned this weird little project into a real business. This week, our offer was accepted on a 2,300 sq ft commercial building that would become the permanent home of Cultivated Laser. The new space would allow us to expand manufacturing, add more 3D printers, improve production, pursue our FFL, offer full firearm and NFA engraving, and provide firearm transfers—services people have been asking us to offer for years. We're working with a bank on financing, but we're also raising funds to help cover the down payment, closing costs, and the mountain of expenses that come with moving a business into its first permanent home. If Cultivated Laser has ever made you laugh, decorated your gear, filled your mailbox with patches, or simply been something you've enjoyed following over the years, I'd appreciate you taking a look. Whether you contribute, share it, or just continue supporting the business like you always have, thank you. None of this exists without you. We are doing a Give Send Go with a ton of perks, check it out here: givesendgo.com/garage-to-hq-…
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“Yield” does not mean “Stop”. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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I used to think: “Kill them with bullets and fire.” Now I think: “Kill them with AP rounds and thermite.” My politics are evolving.
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There used to be a fight between, like, French vanilla, vs vanilla bean. Then chocolate came. Now, we are all vanilla. Chocolate must go back.
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It’s because of the beheadings, mostly. A little bit the bombings, and there’s a healthy chunk that’s gang rape and harassment of women and young girls, and praying in The street and burning churches doesn’t help, but mostly I think it’s the decapitations.
Why do non-Muslims see me as a THREAT just because I’m Muslim?! I just want to live in PEACE. Why am I judged for what a few criminals do?! This isn’t fear, this is pure hate. 😔💔
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Holy shit, two in a row. You throw down the gauntlet and then block so I can’t respond. What a cowardly manchild.
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