ALT Hey, Ya'll We've got some not-great news about Dog. (Image of Dog looking sad in his bed) Last week he started having trouble walking on his front left side and very quickly deteriorated. Our Vet said his back end is also very weak. They might be two different issues, or there's something wrong with his spine. Obviously, a surprise vet bill will kinda fuck up your life, but I covered the last one. He's getting x-rays in a couple of weeks and it's going to be super expensive. This is probably the second of many vet bills. Instead of doing a gofundme or selling my spare kidney, we've decided to start paying Dog for our wonton and continued use of his likeness by releasing a line of Dog Stickers to fund the next Vet bill

ALT So Behold, the Dog Sticker collection. you can also order a certified "good vibe" from dog. for $3 We will whisper your name in his ear when we feed him his CBD treat and he will vibe hard in your direction. Finally a Mayoral Candidate that will do Nothing on Purpose! (Image: A yellow circle with the words Vote Dog for Mayor and a photo of Dog)

ALT Intensly Relatable commentary on Toxic Productivity Image: Dog looking sad in his bed and text reads "i want the zommies but i have the doomies May's Sticker of the month back by popular demand Image: Dog lifting his left on words that read "Piss on" in white and the "the Rich" in a drippy yellow font

ALT ONE GOOD VIBE. Dog will psychically send you one good vibe after receiving his CBD cookie Image, photo of dog vibing so hard. Eyes closed and looking happy" on a psychedelic trippy background. There are squiggly lines indicating vibes