@LazyGinger

copy/comedy writer. Editor & Co-founder @honeypotsatire. Words @Reductress @mcsweeneys @thisisrobotbutt @slackjaw @The_Belladonnas #binders 🇨🇦in🇺🇲 she/her

 Philadelphia, PA
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Joined October 2011
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I think if I hold out for one more week Hello Fresh will literally come to my door and cook all their food for free for the next 5 years
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Damn, I need exercise. Sorry, an EXORCISM. I need an exorcism.
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The Zara website is truly ridiculous. I’m trying to see pants and they’re like “Wait— have you ever contemplated death in a hazy meadow”
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Nothing prepares you for the deep lunge your baby takes when you’re trying to air out a diaper rash
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I actually like my boobs MORE after breastfeeding. They have a lot more character. It’s a character played by Droopy Von UnevenNips, but still
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Bury me in one of my many pink bubble wrap Glossier bags
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The first person to discover popcorn must’ve thought they were losing their absolute fucking mind
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Me in my 20’s: *using sulfuric acid to strip oil out of my pores* ugh so shinyyyy Me in my 30’s: *violently shoving moisturizer into every pore* plz shiny plz
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Yayayayay!! My fellow soup-aficionado and Twitter friend @Audrey_Burges wrote a FREAKING NOVEL!! Get it now!!
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Law⚡️@LawJSharma8 Jan 2023
Okay @Monkeypaw and @JordanPeele…hear me out. #M33GAN – at Burbank, CA
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Honorable mention to Denmark, for being able to yell and look bored at the same time
Stefan Bielik@prstskrzkrk6 Jan 2023
I didn't know Miss World was a thing still, but I've been watching how the French woman introduces herself for about half an hour
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folks, I’ve figured out why he looks so familiar
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My baby scratches the wall and giggles when I change his diaper and it just occurred to me what a deeply creepy experience that must be for our neighbors
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Pronouncing Nudity like Crudités
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Turns out she probably would’ve taken these tips back after
Tara Millette@LazyGinger11 Sep 2019
Obsessed with JLo showing an extra how to tip a stripper
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This is very much a casual boost, but I’m negative $40 on my PayPal and we still have a bunch of bills left this month so if you ARE looking for gift ideas, my writer shop or our embroidery business (LaurieMakes.com) both contain great products and gift cards!
Lily Meade ✨@LilyMeade14 Dec 2022
If you’re thinking of last minute gift ideas for a writer in your life, I have gift cards for my author promo template shop! Give someone you love the ease of predesigned graphics to help promote their book! Please RT/Boost!
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Elon Musk is deleting accounts that post this video of him being booed for 10 minutes last night at a Dave Chapelle show. He can’t delete us all. Retweet while you still can. xitter.cf/MikeSington/status/160…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The source tweet for this video has over 11,000 likes and has not been deleted. twitter.com/MikeSington/st…
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Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan9 Dec 2022
A reminder: America has no higher minimum wage, no extended child tax credits, and no voting rights protections because of Kyrsten Sinema.
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If you have an Amazon package delivered starting 7 December, go to your Alexa and say, “Alexa, thank my driver.” They get a $5 bonus, at no cost to you!
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When my meetings get cancelled
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