@Lazor2828

Boil-the-Rabbit kind of crazy- South Florida/ pro-shopper. Trying to survive a body that wants me dead.

Joined December 2012
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I wasn't built to be the big spoon, I look like a backpack.
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Starting to suspect I've acquired a cursed artifact or two
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How the fuck did Quiznos collapse and Subway thrived?
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🂱@laylologyJul 10
When a bitch you hate says something annoying and you're like damn that's going straight into the I Hate This Bitch file
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Grown ass men watching love island, go change some brakes fuck nigga
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Lynne
@_ayandamayJun 25
Neverrrrrr fuck a man who lives in your apartment complex 😭😂
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krill
@anthraxp1mpJun 25
You couldnt last a day in my jorts
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I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland
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Don’t get in my car expecting to hear new music, i don’t know them songs 😭
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kiesha
@kiesha9iJun 24
Pets are so weird like it's just this little individual that lives in your house and you can't speak to each other but you're just best friends
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You're good looking enough so don't worry about having a personality
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Calling people you don't know by pet names is super fucking weird
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roku@rokuxviiJun 23
i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money
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Half the shit I be sharing ain’t got shit to do with me 😭😭😭
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Mia♡
@luxemiaaJun 23
You ask your man for a massage next thing you know his draws off 😭
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kellan
@kell9nJun 23
bitches don't be wanting a solution they want you to suffer with them 😂
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chance@chancepostsJun 24
All my friends are getting married and having babies so does anyone want to fall in love or travel the world or start a band or something
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saying things that let me get left on read
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@cfwmxJun 23
u're looking 4 love from a nigga that mix cough syrup with sprite
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BB 🖤
@_BJB_5Jun 23
my final act of love is leaving you alone
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