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Variety twitch affiliate, serial bank defrauder, idiot doom spiral

Joined October 2021
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Reggie faded off the gabagool
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Remember when the Tupac hologram at Coachella was the worst example of technology ghoulishly mimicking the human soul we had ever seen? I miss that
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AI generated gambling ads!!! Let’s go!!! we did it!!!! Hurray for us!!!!
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Like an Italian Martin Scorsese movie
"Like a surreal David Lynch movie." - Eli Roth KEEPER. Hell Awaits 11.14.
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I’ve never related to something more than seeing the light leave Jon’s eyes as she reveals she’s learned literally nothing.
KAMALA HARRIS: "It is never satisfying to say we've gotta be incremental - and I'm not advocating incrementalism - but until we win back majorities in the Senate and the House and take the White House, that may just be where we are."
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SPD tried to fry my camera by shining a laser pointer directly down the lens a couple months ago.
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Here’s a higher quality scan that unfortunately cannot make up for the fact my camera was out of focus
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Jared Leto has fallen into a deep pit and has no way of getting out. (via: Deadline)
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Are you surprised to see so many big celebrities in commercials lately? Are you wondering why Jeff Bridges is doing a T-Mobile ad? It’s because we’re IN A RECESSION.
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Rick Flag Sr. if I EVER see you out and about I’m going Clayface on you
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Frank Grillo has nothing to fear he’s a great actor and seems like a very cool guy
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I think me and John Economos would vibe with each other.
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I’m at work playing Hikaru Utada on the speakers rn
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Having the Nelk Boys interviewing Netanyahu in the same year as the Riyadh Comedy Festival is a lot to process, mentally
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Eddington was released in July 2025 and takes place in June 2020. A similar movie, if released today, would take place in July 2020.
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Did the guy from the opening of Magnolia who got shot while trying to kill himself go to heaven? Or does his intent outweigh how everything unfolded in the eyes of the Lord?
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Everything’s Computer, Everybody Transgender
Trump: “They want transgender for everybody. Everybody transgender” Wut
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