@Avis Greetings from BWI…after a 45 minute wait for the shuttle to arrive.. Do better… #Avis – at Elkridge, MD

@SnowJoe , your AI voicemail is pretty sophisticated, but I’ve been trying to get a love voice for days. Any interest in talking to a customer?

Happy belated @MJMcKean ..hope you had a great day!

@MJMcKean , caught the 8:40pm show tonight back east with a few of my old lads…you didn’t again! Great to see the faces and the laughs were non-stop. Thanks for journey and closure!

@MJMcKean condolences and prayers for David Kaff, Michael…his role and work provided a million smiles to my crew over the years. God bless him.

“It’s all good man” nice run @MJMcKean

Focus @dunkindonuts….What’s next? Decaf?

@MJMcKean, huge fan of all of your past work, but your role in The Diplomat has me wondering how I can get a lawn sign…outstanding.

@remarkablepaper , love my tablet but it’s only a month old…had I known color model was coming…any options for an upgrade?

@NoahKahan, greetings from New England! I left your team a DM, hoping to get your feedback on a children’s charity request..no time or money being requested. Any feedback is sincerely appreciated!

Painter..

As Tucker Smitty Brown he was iconic, and there was nothing twisted about him. Also, grew up watching him as the Numbers Painted. Legend.

@SamsungUS are you answering phones today? Incredibly long hold with no response…if you’re off today I respect that, but would like the system to tell me please #frustrated

@DonOrsillo come back East for a visit! Hope you are well!

Looks like they struggled with the C a little bit…no spellcheck on windshields!

.@jimmyfallon just watching the 12/22 show with @SteveMartinToGo and Martin Short…easily the funniest exchange ever between you and guests!

@Sethrogen, sorry I’m late to the party, but just finished the book..great read! Special props for managing the Snapple bottle so well, as that can go wrong quickly!

@Jetblue @united GM JetBlue, just me again trying to make my minor flight change for the 2nd day in a row. Now it’s 1:47 min wait to speak to someone. I feel like I’m in a comedy skit..is nobody working this weekend?

Respectfully, I’ve tried that 2x already tonight and it didn’t work out. In the 2nd attempt I made the call as she issued a higher price after cc sent. We also now have 2 Add’l calls over 50min that disconnected us. I just want the next flgt

@JetBlue HELP! I’m trying to make simple flgt change for tomorrow…literally next flight out…3 disconnects on phone after 30min waits & text chat offered it for $88 and after I gave cc she said “your price just now went up $123” what’s going on? #JetBlue