@LabJack

Life Science guy, trying to make a small positive difference in the world. Proud hubby & dad..Dad jokes are gifts that need to be shared.

 Massachusetts, USA
Joined February 2009
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.@jimmyfallon just watching the 12/22 show with @SteveMartinToGo and Martin Short…easily the funniest exchange ever between you and guests!
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.@Zendaya, I just finished season 2..better late than never. Incredible work across the whole team..but..you really are Morgan f’ing Freeman!
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Hey @DICKS I’m trying to spend $1,200 on new Calloway Rogue woods..I asked the guy in Hyannis MA store to check in back for a club, but he went on break first..tonight I’m in Worcester in an empty store and can’t get anyone to help? What am I doing wrong?
Hey @dickssportingss, I’m trying to spend $1,200 on new Calloway Rogue woods..I asked the guy in Hyannis MA store to check in back for a club, but he went on break first..tonight I’m in Worcester in an empty store and can’t get anyone to help? What am I doing wrong?
.@MJMcKean, back rewatching BCS Season 1…you really did outstanding work as Chuck! #BetterCallSaul
.@MLB @badMarsHotel1 @MLBPlayersInc @Kurkjian_ESPN @BostonGlobe @pgammo MLB..We’re doing our part..$100+ tix, $12beers, $10dogs, surge price parking, even in the rain. This is an embarrassment that you can’t get this right. Wake up, play ball.#mlb
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.@MLB @MLBPlayersInc We pay 3 digit $$ for tix, $12 beers, $9 hot dogs, $30 ball cap, flex pricing for parking..even in the rain. We do our part, please do yours..the optics are really horrible for all.#MLB #ESPN
When Harry Reid was nearing the end, his wife Landra asked some of us to share letters that she could read to him. In lieu of a statement, here’s what I wrote to my friend:
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.@MissionCooling 94F and high humidity in the Boston burbs today…5 miles would not have been possible without my Mission lid! #thankyou #missioncooling
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Replying to @Xfinity
@Xfinity your customer care experience absolutely sucks. When a customer is willing to spend more money and can’t get a live voice and repeatedly gets hung up on you have a problem. Three hours on the phone today and nothing accomplished.#Verizon save me!
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@Xfinity, just me again. So after 3hrs on the phone, I never heard back from you, but did from @Verizon ..but my shipment of upgraded equipment arrived today except it’s not what I asked for(again for 3 hrs) now I’m 46min in on a store visit & 2 of 3 PCs are “down” so “sit tight”
How masks and distancing help prevent the spread of COVID-19. Stay up to date on the latest coronavirus news from Cleveland Clinic: cle.clinic/2IlAPob
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.@DavidMuir we caught the desk bug up in Boston too! Jess and Al got us all going! @JessBerrellez
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.@RahmEmanuel, great discussion on This Week this morning.
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.@harrisonjaime, kudos to you on a fantastic debate tonight! Very well done. Change is so badly needed and you’ll make a great Senator!
Jack Mahan retweeted
Cate Mahan@CateMahan10 Sep 2020
Sure, Ben
Ben Shapiro
@benshapiro9 Sep 2020
Replying to @benshapiro
Trump's comments on the virus in February/early March sucked. This is undisputed. It is also true that nearly every major Democratic public official and large swaths of the media were also unserious about covid until late February at the earliest.
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I knew about the wave, but what a tight group! Thank you! #duckingjeep #duckingjeeps
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.@SaraBareilles, I’ve been looping your “What’s Going On” version all morning..thanks for sharing! Here’s to November!
This graph might be the most damning data ever concerning Trump's leadership. We are a superpower, one of the richest countries in the world, with some of the best scientists, innovators, entrepreneurs, universities, army, government officials in the world. And yet ... this:
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Jack Mahan retweeted
James Comey
@Comey31 May 2020
Please vote in five months. It won’t erase our problems or remove our pain, but we deserve leaders who understand America and know we only make progress together.
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.@GMA with respect to the impact this virus has had on so many, please allow a lighthearted intended moment... ”Walter” took on Home Depot at lunch today..completely at peace with his required PPE and might have worn it inside if I hadn’t removed it first!
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