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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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Just to be clear: Yes, I am okay waiting six months or more for an appointment with a medical specialist under universal healthcare if that's necessary, because the same thing happens under capitalism, but the appointment under capitalism could cause me to go bankrupt.
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump says the quiet part out loud.
He will stop helping Americans if he does not get his way.
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53 awareness for two plays but Drake Maye can throw 8 picks in 7 games and he’s still at 84 awareness 👌
Not a shot at Maye I think he’s a good QB, but it’s ridiculous how magnified Jayden’s mistakes are compared to Maye
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wins aren’t an qb stat. 2024 joe burrow proved that by being quite literally the league MVP but not qualifying because his team was 8-9.
it’s “wins are an qb stat” when it’s jayden daniels with his team being 0-7-1 in his last 8. despite him having 17 tds to like 5 ints
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🚨 James Talarico releases new ad SLAMMING Elon Musk for bankrolling Ken Paxton.
Talarico is running to overturn Citizens United.
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Yes, I spoke out about the voting machine I cast my vote on the first day of early voting in Tennessee.
Yes, the button kept flipping up to the wrong candidate three times.
Yes, I called on a very nice poll worker who stood there until it worked on the third try.
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MAGA says Ilhan Omar isn't using her real name.
Melania Trump was born Melanija Knavs.
Ted Cruz was born Rafael Edward Cruz.
JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman.
Nikki Haley was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa.
Mike Johnson's real first name is James.
Rand Paul is Randal Paul.
Newt Gingrich was born Newton Leroy McPherson.
But suddenly MAGA wants a congressional investigation into names?
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.@LibsOfTikTok just cost taxpayers another 6-figure payout, bringing the total to over $3.4 million
This is the 4th Charlie Kirk-related case in Iowa to end in a settlement btw
$145,000
BREAKING: Stacey Sumpter, a former special education associate in Iowa, settled her lawsuit against the school district for $145,000 after being fired over her Charlie Kirk comments.
She made those comments on her personal facebook account during her free time.
The following day, @LibsOfTiktok and other X accounts shared her comments, demanding that the school district fire her
She was place on leave and fired 2 days later without a hearing or an opportunity to present her side of the story.
Stacey sued the district in Oct 2025 alleging violations of her 1st amendment rights
The school district has agreed to pay her $145,000 to settle the lawsuit
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There is something deeply wrong with a political system that allows one trillionaire to buy his own personal U.S. Senator.
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You've "known for years" that Lindsey Graham had sex with a minor and didn't say anything?
