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Detroit, MI
Joined February 2021
Man, just played my first round of golf ever and shot 69. That's got to be some kind of record right? Would hate to be the guy who had it before me cuz now he's kinda irrelevant right? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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He's not wrong. Can't miss a putt you'll never have 🤷🏻‍♂️
Talor Gooch (Captain, OKGC) wouldn’t miss this putt in a million years.
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The answer is GRF.
Why does the ball go shorter from fairway bunkers?
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LordSwoledemort retweeted
You don’t wanna miss this!!!! LETS GO BOYS!!! 🙏🏾🫡👑🏌🏾😁
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LordSwoledemort retweeted
Tomorrow on Bob Does Sports… @KingJames joins the program
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A perfectly straight ball is mathematically just as repeatable as a 5 yard fade or a 5 yard draw. Not to mention, a neutral path and face has much smaller extremes on either end. Gary's kinda just wrong here... we know this. @adamyounggolf @practicalgolf
Ben Hogan said, “Any time you hit a straight shot, it’s a fluke.” You got to either draw or fade the ball. Don’t ever try to hit it straight. You can stand on the practice tee and hit 30 balls, if you hit 10 straight, you’re doing pretty well. But if you follow your swing, you can draw or fade all 30. GP #PXGTroops
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Welcome to the tour.
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"Gonna take advantage of the weather wave this weekend. Should get off to a hot start at least..." Dope @PGATOUR @DraftKings @RickRunGood 😂
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Putting your own emotional needs and incapability to handle your children's short term distress over giving them the ability/vital life skill to soothe themselves and strengthen their ability to be emotionally relaxed, non-codependent beings is selfish and lazy. Way easier to just go get them every time they cry 🤷🏻‍♂️
The cry it out sleep training method is selfish and lazy.
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LordSwoledemort retweeted
People are freaking out thinking the L2 roadmap got dismantled. It didn't. It evolved, literally ! The old roadmap: L2s were branded shards aka mini-Ethereum but cheap. Aka “your job is to scale and that’s it.” But! L2s did amazing things, they outcompeted, they spread what’s possible, they made people believe and actually USE this thing. So! The new roadmap: L2s are specialized chains that inherit Ethereum's security. The goal is now to be the best at somETHing. Privacy. Gaming. DeFi. Speed. AI. Social. Institutional. Whatever your USERS need. The politics, the “acknowledgment” does not matter, the proof is much realer (literally). This IS NOT Ethereum stepping back from L2s. ITS L2s stepping Forward. Stage 1 = minimum if you're handling ETH. Beyond that? Differentiate. Get weird. Build what only YOU can build. by the way the native rollup exists and is a REAL effort ! AKA ZK verification built into the protocol itself. This is literally Ethereum investing deeper in L2s, not walking away. The roadmap DID NOT get dismantled. It got upgraded. IT GOT FREER IT GOT MORE REAL. WE HAVE A JOB TO DO and the job is to bring this to the world togETHer. If you're building on an L2 right now, nothing changed except your ceiling. It just got higher.
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LordSwoledemort retweeted
Final Stop GameStop: The Jig is Up In Part 1, I outlined how he arrived on the scene – we had a talk in 2019 about GameStop and investing. The Chewy founder then made a big splash as an activist with a Form 13D filing later in 2020. He has held on with the diamondest hands. Ryan, the current Executive Chairman, CEO and owner of now about 9% of GameStop stock, ascended to this dual role in September 2023. Let’s take a look at the business as it stands today. Here I will introduce the Scion Analyst Template, in parts. This is a Microsoft Word template I put together for my wayward analysts early in 2006. The idea was to get everyone thinking my way about analyzing stocks. I will now, as I would have in 2006, analyze GameStop stock by working through the template one section at a time. open.substack.com/pub/michae…
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#FitPerez @FatPerez33 rebrand in full effect.
We’ve a vid coming up today with @FatPerez33 we shot late last year and the difference is incredible. My hero
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LordSwoledemort retweeted
The GameStop Awards is now LIVE. xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1ypKdqYvn…
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Remember GME? Bet you did not know this.
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Aaaaaand we found the burner account @Internetinvite
Replying to @BarstoolBigCat
Is it confirmed he cheated? I personally don't believe he used slope.
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Brad’s secret weapon was being one of the only people out there who didn’t have to change who they were because the cameras were on. All class. Respect to @PeterFinchGolf and @goodgood_golf ‘s Bubbie as well. Awesome event @barstoolsports
We did it!!! I wish Beef could be here to celebrate with us but I know he’s looking down on us with a huge smile. Love these guys and the @Internetinvite is a tournament that I will never forget @barstoolsports @franciscellis @stoolpresidente @ForePlayPod @bobdoessports
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#breakingbob Ep. 2 Another bang-job for @RobbyBerger Put some respect on my guy’s name… But also, probably make the video first 🤷🏻‍♂️
Replying to @GrantHorvatGolf
Should bring Bob onto ur PGA challenges but give him to the pro and they have to use one of his shots per hole
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I've decided I'm ready to embrace new technology! 😍
My robot can kick your robot's ass! (and without the need for teleoperators!) 🤘🤖🤘
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Replying to @chriswahl73
Didn't get a Wahl sketch, but I have some good looking books. Also, I'm a shite photographer.
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