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just your friendly neighborhood recluse

None of your beeswax
Joined May 2010
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Not to brag, but I was like the fourth hottest lady in my age group at the dollar tree today
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It’s comforting to see that junk mail is still being delivered just as rapidly before
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There really is no toilet paper , this is surreal
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I get annoyed and then I get annoyed by getting annoyed and then I’m really fucking annoyed.
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[sends text to mom] mom [calls]: I got your text
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Why do I always believe my cat will be super grateful that I shlepped him home cat litter
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I didn't come here to make friends. So that part worked out.
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Mookie retweeted
A child glances over his mother’s shoulder as she types out a tweet: “Mommy, what’s a dickless wank fuck?”
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Not having any is your only character flaw
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My counselor and I decided to part ways because I do not believe my fear of big bird is irrational at all. I mean look at him for fucks sake
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I like how I can get a bathroom key at an establishment with something giant attached to it , ie an espresso machine or a hubcap and I still leave it inside the bathroom
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Your kid has the flu? Forget all that modern medicine mumbo jumbo. Just put potatoes in his socks. He’ll be fine!
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Get up lady, you're not the first woman to fake a seizure during a date when me.
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Why must I resent being here in this form. Why must the human experience occur begrudgingly . When did I become a killer of time and of other people’s joy.
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Do you hate everything and everyone? ______|______ Yes No | | Totally You will understandable
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What’s more entertaining than hookers posting screenshots of their negotiations with clients? Now that’s the twitter content I’m here for!
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I like Shay better than Beth. There I said it
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My Pof crush is perfect , save for the fact that I’m pretty sure his profile pic is Collin Farrell. Rather than obsess about it, I’ve just glanced at a *few stock photos of Collin *thousands
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