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Not to brag, but I was like the fourth hottest lady in my age group at the dollar tree today
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I get annoyed and then I get annoyed by getting annoyed and then I’m really fucking annoyed.
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A child glances over his mother’s shoulder as she types out a tweet:
“Mommy, what’s a dickless wank fuck?”
My counselor and I decided to part ways because I do not believe my fear of big bird is irrational at all. I mean look at him for fucks sake
I like how I can get a bathroom key at an establishment with something giant attached to it , ie an espresso machine or a hubcap and I still leave it inside the bathroom
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Your kid has the flu? Forget all that modern medicine mumbo jumbo. Just put potatoes in his socks. He’ll be fine!
Why must I resent being here in this form. Why must the human experience occur begrudgingly . When did I become a killer of time and of other people’s joy.
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Do you hate everything and everyone?
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Totally You will understandable
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What’s more entertaining than hookers posting screenshots of their negotiations with clients? Now that’s the twitter content I’m here for!









