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Playing modern warfare on my Xbox over cruise ship wifi.
I need some kind of taunt to players I kill “killed by a bloke over 50 on cruise ship wifi 😝 “
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Owing to the recent outbreak of war in Israel I feel it is only prudent that I cancel my shore excursions in Egypt. I am very disappointed. But it just takes one lunatic with ak47 or a vest that goes boom 💥 to ruin my day.
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Results for Remote Mobile Teams in the NT electorate of Lingiari. Number columns are first % Yes, then % No and total votes. #auspol #referendum2023
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I’m putting Telegram up as the 2nd best messaging service after iMessage – at Republic of the Philippines
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“In one of the most notable moments in sports history, Kenyan runner Abel Mutai was just a few feet from the finish line, but became confused with the signage and stopped thinking he had completed the race.
A Spanish athlete, Ivan Fernandez, was right behind him, and after realizing what was happening, he started shouting at the Kenyan for him to continue running; but Mutai didn't understand his Spanish.
Fernandez eventually caught up to him and instead of passing him, he pushed him to victory.
A journalist asked Ivan, "Why did you do that?"
Ivan replied, “My dream is that someday we can have a kind of community life where we push and help each other to win.” The journalist insisted “But why did you let the Kenyan win?" Ivan replied, "I didn't let him win, he was going to win.” The journalist insisted again, “But you could have won!”Ivan looked at him & replied, “But what would be the merit of my victory? What would be the honor of that medal?
What would my Mom think of that?”
Values are transmitted from generation to generation.
What values are we teaching our children?
Let us not teach our kids the wrong ways to WIN.”
Calltoactivism
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Here's the key game-changer moment to keep an eye out for (in my opinion of course...but it's kinda obvious)- when/if any shooting starts+casualties. At that point we can begin to safely assume this is real and probably not an attempt to pull the wool over our eyes somehow.
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How much are the royalties that @FatboySlim receives for “praise you” on @ANZ_AU hold. For my wait time I hope it’s a lot. – at Sydney, New South Wales
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Those feint lights on the horizon. That’s Sydney. @RoyalCaribbean Ovation of the Seas is almost back after 2 years.
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Ten years from now you’ll put on a jacket and find a mask in the pocket. “Oh man, what a weird year that was,” you’ll chuckle to yourself. Then you’ll pick up your machete and continue across the wasteland, keeping to the shadows to avoid the roving gangs of cannibal raiders.
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And that’s this adventure over. Heading to AMS shortly. Going to start the stop watch when I start. Let’s see how long this takes.
Around 27 hours? 🚢 🚶🏻♂️✈️⏱✈️🚶🏻♂️🛻🏠 – at Amsterdam, The Netherlands
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Ladies, now have that comfort of a strong man holding your titties all day long with this new bra.
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The two 5-inch circle areas add up to 39.26 sq.in .
I said that even if he gave three pizzas, I would still lose-out.
"How can you say you are giving me an extra inch for free?"
The owner was speechless.
He finally gave me 4 pizzas.
Take Maths seriously!
3/3
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us: left govt, high inflation
uk: right govt, high inflation
germany: centrist govt, high inflation
italy: everyone in govt, high inflation
wild guess it’s not the govt
























