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Retired Dude@DuvalNole31Oct 20
The player who Peanut Punch Josh Allen's season away is going to be the reason the maneuver gets outlawed.
K’Lavon Chaisson With A Great Punch Out On Christian McCaffrey. This Was Honestly An Insane Forced Fumble, And It Was Picked Up By The Commanders Big-Time Turnover. The Commanders Edge Rusher Knocks The Ball Free From CMC And Washington Comes Up With The Recovery To Flip The Momentum. Turnover. 🔥
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The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c
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Dani Dennis-Sutton ranks No. 6 in the NFL and No. 1 among rookies with a 22.8 percent pressure rate. DDS is also second among rookies in QB pressures (21)
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The wait is over. The 2026 NBA season starts TONIGHT.
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The Philadelphia Eagles didn’t even care about Jalen Hurts, and you think your job cares about you? Lmao
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They’re going to flex this game to the gas station pump tvs
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I will no longer make 5+ leg parlays. I need to quit swinging for a homer. I need to hit the ball, get on base. Bring a couple guys home. Moneyball style. No more shenanigans. DraftKings will not make money off of me this year.
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Jozu 🇵🇦
@JozuJoestarrOct 20
they played Goku Vs Cell at the bar last night and the whole place went quiet
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my homie died a virgin and they had me write his nobitchuary dawg i can't stop cryin
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My fantasy team had a players only meeting yesterday
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Corporate life requires a fake enthusiasm skillset that I simply do not possess.
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i go to work, i make my coworkers wonder what is wrong with me and then i clock out
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Being broke at the book fair as a kid turned me into a monster
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The most real shit ever, and he’s basically describing flow state, which applies to basically everything
No exaggeration, this guy might be the best interview in pro sports right now
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Keep Derek in your thoughts tonight fellas (via @DaniWex)
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The NFC East has become the first division in NFL history to be winless for two consecutive weeks where every team played. Two of the teams even played each other 💀
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The Steelers released this hype video for week 7. The Steelers face the Saints in Paris.
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Son had to go on the IR and they were playin in his face 😭
I’m cryin why did they starting beating his ahh 😭
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Jordan Love deciding who he’ll play like before every drive
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When them drugs nobody knew I took start hitting 😩
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