@Krowbat_

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Joined November 2016
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The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c
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Jacob Morley
@JacobMorley18h
Dani Dennis-Sutton ranks No. 6 in the NFL and No. 1 among rookies with a 22.8 percent pressure rate. DDS is also second among rookies in QB pressures (21)
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Novig
@NovigOct 20
The wait is over. The 2026 NBA season starts TONIGHT.
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W.E.B. DaBoi
@Tyre_94Oct 19
The Philadelphia Eagles didn’t even care about Jalen Hurts, and you think your job cares about you? Lmao
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@RaidersAQOct 20
They’re going to flex this game to the gas station pump tvs
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I will no longer make 5+ leg parlays. I need to quit swinging for a homer. I need to hit the ball, get on base. Bring a couple guys home. Moneyball style. No more shenanigans. DraftKings will not make money off of me this year.
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they played Goku Vs Cell at the bar last night and the whole place went quiet
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my homie died a virgin and they had me write his nobitchuary dawg i can't stop cryin
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Wick
@WagsHourOct 20
My fantasy team had a players only meeting yesterday
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Corporate life requires a fake enthusiasm skillset that I simply do not possess.
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 19
i go to work, i make my coworkers wonder what is wrong with me and then i clock out
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Rico 🔪
@ricosrevengeOct 19
Being broke at the book fair as a kid turned me into a monster
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The most real shit ever, and he’s basically describing flow state, which applies to basically everything
Iain MacMillan
@IainMacBetsOct 19
No exaggeration, this guy might be the best interview in pro sports right now
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Keep Derek in your thoughts tonight fellas (via @DaniWex)
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 20
The NFC East has become the first division in NFL history to be winless for two consecutive weeks where every team played. Two of the teams even played each other 💀
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The Steelers released this hype video for week 7. The Steelers face the Saints in Paris.
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Fucking birds started booing 😭😭
NewsWire
@NewsWire_USOct 19
Heckler Demands Epstein Files at Vance Event — VP Suggests He’s Here Illegally
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Sleeper
@SleeperHQOct 19
Son had to go on the IR and they were playin in his face 😭
Harmz2k
@Harmz2kkOct 19
I’m cryin why did they starting beating his ahh 😭
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Holy dude is slower than me
Football Performances
@NFLPerformancesOct 19
Marvin Harrison Jr. every snap in Texans debut.
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Jordan Love deciding who he’ll play like before every drive
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