this entire account is a cry for help lol
Cheshunt, Herts
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Why is it people think its ok to constantly try to get introverts out of their comfort zone - but no one is ever trying to get extroverts to shut the fuck up for a little while?
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“English football fans are arrogant”
Their biggest football song is about how they always fucking lose.
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Johnny Depp lived with Hunter S. Thompson for 4 months to study him for Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) and even wore Thompson’s actual 1970s clothes.
Thompson later criticized Tobey Maguire’s performance
“Look at that freak. That kid is a stupid, wax doll of some kind.”
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did you know smokers smoke because they don't know how bad it is? no one's ever explained it to them. you can be the first
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Just had my council tax bill through and it's gone up *considerably*.
Also had to pay extra for my green waste, again.
It immediately reminded me of this masterpiece.
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Spider-Man fans rn knowing Tom Holland is finally gonna be a broke, miserable, lonely, depressed, traumatized Peter Parker fighting street level villians
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i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a lambo or birkins.
I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 2 pm on a wednesday.
sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.
so I can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.
spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.
that’s my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.
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Someone just asked me if I was “ready for Christmas.”
It is the 24th of November. I'm not even ready for this afternoon.
