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Dean

@Knottnormal_

this entire account is a cry for help lol

 Cheshunt, Herts
Joined April 2014
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Why is it people think its ok to constantly try to get introverts out of their comfort zone - but no one is ever trying to get extroverts to shut the fuck up for a little while? 🤔
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they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone
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Believe. 🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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“English football fans are arrogant” Their biggest football song is about how they always fucking lose.
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Lynne
@_ayandamayJun 27
Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one…? I was flipping between all them mfs😩
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Johnny Depp lived with Hunter S. Thompson for 4 months to study him for Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) and even wore Thompson’s actual 1970s clothes. Thompson later criticized Tobey Maguire’s performance “Look at that freak. That kid is a stupid, wax doll of some kind.”
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ྀི@hrtindicaMay 13
i say idk a lot but i be knowing
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life really does gets better when you get back into your nerdy interests
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when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing
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me pausing a movie just to go down a rabbit hole because a random side character looks vaguely familiar
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Truly nothing a British person likes to hear more than "omg you guys were right about your weather!!!".
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Guys I thought the English used to exaggerate but I’m here rn and I’m being so serious the heat feels so much higher than the number 😭😭
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they are saying being almost 30 is very chic and sexy and in right now
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Icy@whereicyMay 3
Always the drunk texter never the drunk texted
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Like bro do yall understand how crazy this motion is? 😂😂😂
Image from J 🗡️ (@CyclopsMaxxer)
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I want to use this English. "Good grief"
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did you know smokers smoke because they don't know how bad it is? no one's ever explained it to them. you can be the first
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Just had my council tax bill through and it's gone up *considerably*. Also had to pay extra for my green waste, again. It immediately reminded me of this masterpiece.
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Spider-Man fans rn knowing Tom Holland is finally gonna be a broke, miserable, lonely, depressed, traumatized Peter Parker fighting street level villians
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmMar 17
First look at Peter Parker in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’. In theaters on July 31.
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Replying to @tragic_kingdom_
@tragic_kingdom_
Image from The Night Warrior (@WarriorNight007)
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i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a lambo or birkins. I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 2 pm on a wednesday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so I can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget. that’s my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.
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