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Cape raised. ASU taught. Scotty G's mama & hitched to my BFF. Yes, that is a straw in my beer.

Joined August 2011
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Kayla MacAskill retweeted
My wife and I announce when we're going to the bathroom, but it's more a way of saying, "I'm not watching the kids, so if they die in the next 4 minutes it's all your fault."
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Kayla MacAskill retweeted
If there's one thing I learned during this pandemic, it's that nearly everyone on Twitter dot com is a #COVID19 expert. Very impressive.
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Our guy @LouMerloni thinks MLB's investigation into the Red Sox was a crock of shit
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Been a long time coming for this week’s guest to make their @Section10Pod debut👀👀👀
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Kayla MacAskill retweeted
i miss when my brain was so underdeveloped i thought doritos were good for u cause they had 2g of protein
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Kayla MacAskill retweeted
This breaks it all down. #XmasCard
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Kayla MacAskill retweeted
April 3rd started off in a good way. Making some pasta with the fam.
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Kayla MacAskill retweeted
idk who needs to read this but you would literally look amazing with bangs and like how hard could it be to cut them yourself you know??
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Kayla MacAskill retweeted
Quarantine or not we don’t have to put up with this abuse fellas
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Kayla MacAskill retweeted
Quarantine Day whatever. So we decided to try this “Couples Climb” thing. Didn’t go so well
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Kayla MacAskill retweeted
God only brought one guy back from the dead on Easter. Trump is here to bring back the whole economy on Easter 2020. Enjoy this clip (possibly, like, the best ever), share and be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again (@TrumpPod) - new every week!
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Happy (what would have been) MLB Opening Day! @LouMerloni has been waiting for this day for awhile CC: @DaleKeefeWEEI
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Kayla MacAskill retweeted
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Kayla MacAskill retweeted
Did he say Zpacks cure Corona!?!?!
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Kayla MacAskill retweeted
Ok. So I had to give this a shot as well. Go to liftyourspirits.org to help those that have helped us for years. But I, and my kid, have apparently called out @obj @A_kamara6 and Jason Varitek but I may need @CatherinVaritek help.
Yo! ⁦@STEVEBURTONWBZ⁩ ⁦@RochieWBZ⁩ ⁦@LevanReid⁩ Need your help! Go to liftyourspirits.org and help spread the word! ⁦@SteveDiFillippo⁩ ⁦@LightFoundation⁩ #doneski ⁦@WEEI⁩ ⁦@OMFonWEEI⁩
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Me trying In-home workouts during the quarantine xitter.cf/losers_mex/status/1240…
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If you were to board a flight tomorrow, would your primary concern be A) COVID-19 or B) the fact that an individual with Peter Weber’s decision making ability could be operating the aircraft?
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if you’ve ever used a frat house bathroom you’re immune to the coronavirus
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Kayla MacAskill retweeted
Honestly Peter should just download Bumble right now #TheBachelor
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