Cape raised. ASU taught. Scotty G's mama & hitched to my BFF. Yes, that is a straw in my beer.
Joined August 2011
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Kayla MacAskill retweeted
My wife and I announce when we're going to the bathroom, but it's more a way of saying, "I'm not watching the kids, so if they die in the next 4 minutes it's all your fault."
Kayla MacAskill retweeted
Repeal the Massachusetts Flu Vaccine Mandate for School Attendence IMMEDIATELY. gopetition.com/petitions/rep…
What a night to come back to Twitter. Greeted with an uneducated loser who wants 5 year olds to wear masks all day at school & some other stuff that if I said I’d be shunned. Back to insta we go.
Remember last week when we just wanted to keep each other healthy & safe, especially the front liners....
How things have turned. The human race is scary.
I hate @CrateandBarrel ...when customer service is key, they failed. (Still on hold)
Kayla MacAskill retweeted
If there's one thing I learned during this pandemic, it's that nearly everyone on Twitter dot com is a #COVID19 expert. Very impressive.
Guys, this news, @LouMerloni is unwell. Someone check in on him.
Turning to twitter to get @IKEAUSA to freakingggg respond to me. Stop sucking at customer service when customer service is 100% all you can provide right now 🙃.. phone lines are “down” emails are “stopped” chat is “off” - soooo how do I get ahold of you?
Kayla MacAskill retweeted
Our guy @LouMerloni thinks MLB's investigation into the Red Sox was a crock of shit
Social isolation/quarantine is basically like being married to a euro hockey player. You hang with your family (team) - you drink every night and you can’t go anywhere because the hours are weird and target + nail salons don’t exist anyways.
Kayla MacAskill retweeted
Been a long time coming for this week’s guest to make their @Section10Pod debut👀👀👀
Been doing a pretty intense diet, that really only lasts from 8am- sundown everyday. Then I cheat and don’t tell anyone. This diet stinks & it’s not working at all.
Scotty has mastered the “stare down Patch and give him hell with your eyes” and honestly, I’m done here. I mastered parenting.
