@Klabenedict

PHIL of Education, MEd. Curriculum and Pedagogy // He, Him

 Oregon
Joined February 2012
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Porfiry Petrovich but in 1970s Los Angeles instead of 1860s St. Petersburg
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Someone just joined my Spotify jam at the gym and immediately skipped what I was listening to and played the Distance by Cake
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My dog thinks he鈥檚 being gangstalked
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My stalker thinks he鈥檚 being gangdogged
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My gang thinks he鈥檚 being stalkdogged
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microwave beep is a beautiful name for a baby girl
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two different moms planned two different pizza parties in my honor..,. built different
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Who up waiting for they W2
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instead of calling cardio 'cardio', I'm gonna start calling it 'vascular'
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My ex鈥檚 parents still love me and that鈥檚 how I know I鈥檓 completely blameless in the breakup
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They should let you trade Objects at the grocery store
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I don鈥檛 smoke weed anymore but sometimes I try to do algebra w/ Roman numerals
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sean@DilettanteryPod18 Nov 2024
a child with adultlike wonder
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Old Ric@old_ric15 Nov 2024
My obituary will say I died in my sleep not because I passed away peacefully, but because I will have never succeeded in waking from my dogmatic slumber.
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DEWEYDUDES RISE UP
Danielle May B. Here@Builtahouse1 Nov 2024
found the spookiest Halloween reading just SITTING around my parents' house
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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew130 Oct 2024
Paul Simon: "Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard" Bonedigger, Bonedigger Dogs in the moonlight Far away in my well-lit door Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly Get these mutts away from me." Normal person: "Hey, man. How are you?"
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Jeremy Kaplowitz@jeremysmiles25 Oct 2024
(desperately trying to remember the expression "a hit dog will holler") yea if you punch a dog really hard it will scream a lot
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Nick Pettigrew@Nick_Pettigrew23 Oct 2024
Rewatching Paddington & I can鈥檛 help but notice he manages the whole boat trip from Peru without breaking a single jar of his marmalade. Not so clumsy when it鈥檚 your stuff & it matters to you are you, you little prick?
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if it was me on that donkey don quixote and i would have fucked up those windmills let me just tell you that
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evan, ostensibly@EOstensibly26 Sep 2024
and what if my inner child was crucified with christ. how is my therapist supposed to heal him.
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