Setting up an advice column but responding to every inquiry with "Kill the president" regardless of it's contents

Who want me👀

"I'll check it out when I have the time" -Person who has nothing but the time

he's a man of his word

I need to get better ideas man

the parallels...

so was nobody planning on telling me about this

Did anyone else find this line of dialogue in Deltarune a bit odd?

Opening hinge

When I walk onto the bus but accidentally chose the one with the sign about leftist discourse🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️fuuuck this ride is gonna suck

I went to the dentist and they told me i have no teeth. like none at all

For me this emoji🌎and this emoji🦪are the exact same... #TheWorldIsMyOyster

With all the Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie hype I feel I should bring back one of my worst moments ever

I'm sure to get matches with this one

As soon as tomodachi life 2 comes out I'm reinstalling tinder and asking random people on there for their miis so I can create an island full of tinder users and see what happens

It's my birthday

Shout out to whatever I was posting at age 13

If any of you are in love with me please tell me now before I spend all my Valentines money on seeing this as many times as possible

Just saw that this image I made when I was 14 is making the rounds on tumblr

Does anyone care about single mothers who are farmers just trying to bring fresh food to your plate😭Comment "YES!" if you support our troops