Joined September 2012
Almost Mike retweeted
I saw someone say they miss when the internet was a library and not a store and I’ll be damned if that’s not the realest thing I’ve seen all year.
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Almost Mike retweeted
My cat choosing to puke on the hardwood floor rather than on the carpet is a sign of great respect in his culture
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Some more public safety. Surveillance is killing people.
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Almost Mike retweeted
Replying to @MeadowsPosey @Delta
So you enjoyed the kindness but can’t pass it on to others....noted. I hope you go out of business.
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No fucking way
Replying to @Delta
@Delta My son & I were flying back to austin after a family emergency. I waited until we landed to tell him a loved one had passed. The @Delta crew saw our tears, gave us space to grieve, and guided us to our next flight. In moments like that, kindness is everything. ❤️✈️
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Almost Mike retweeted
All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.
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He has a warriors heart and you can never take that from him
威嚇が威嚇になってないハムスター
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Almost Mike retweeted
What is my coworker on about
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at 30 and single you unlock an entire new quest tree of 18-23 year olds who are into older men
At 30 and single you have to decide if you wanna be gay or take care of someone else’s 5 year old
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Replying to @spoontism_
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Almost Mike retweeted
Imagine you thought you had tickets to a possible pennant-clinching win at home tomorrow night and they just casually change your tickets to Game 4. Totally ridiculous. Game is not of equal value. Tickets should remain assigned to their originally designated Game # in the series.
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Almost Mike retweeted
I think this is one of the greatest videos I’ve ever seen on here
Hey man you never know what’s happening in other cities but Tiktok is here to save us and let us know
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Almost Mike retweeted
Replying to @AZ_Intel_
Huge difference from the pussies in Uvalde.
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Almost Mike retweeted
Replying to @AZ_Intel_
He went in alone when he heard the shots. That's what a hero looks like, and the Uvalde and Parkland cops who waited outside should have to look at it.
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Almost Mike retweeted
Yall gonna stop playing with us. We only get 2 weeks of vacation per year and you not making us spend it at the embassy getting a new passport and cards.
An American tourist grabbed a pickpocket girl by the ponytail while vacationing in Italy and refused to let her go until she got her passport and credit cards back 😳
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Almost Mike retweeted
he lowkey could live off the royalties of this song alone ✨🦷✨
Happy 55th birthday to the talented Chris Kirkpatrick, the singer and founder of NSYNC and voice of Chip Skylark in ‘The Fairly OddParents.’
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Almost Mike retweeted
Answer 1 question. How do the books know who is playing 12 minutes.
The NBA and prominent sportsbooks have agreed to ban multiple types of bets, per me and @DavidPurdum, such as: - Parlay bets involving the under on the same player's statistics - "First of" market; examples: winner of opening tip, an individual's specific shot, rebound, assist, steal - Under bets on players expected to play less than 12 minutes a game
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Who is asking for forgiveness from these entitled assholes. This shop is a disaster lol
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Almost Mike retweeted
one of the most deeply mentally ill things I’ve seen anyone say
if all humans die won't time just blip forward however many millions of years it takes until something conscious is present again?
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Almost Mike retweeted
Showed my kid the 80s My Little Pony and one of the ponies is unmistakably Nancy Cartwright doing an early Bart Simpson voice
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