@kwp1039

Movies. King of the Hill historian. Pats and Red Sox. Probably watching Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Joined July 2011
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Agent 711’s King of the Hill full series ranking! I tell you what! #KOTHranked
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The art in early Scooby Doo is nothing short of beautiful
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Technically not a town, but there is a section of Greenwich, CT named Mianus and yes it’s pronounced exactly how you think
Vintage Maps
@vintagemapstore
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The Oddest Real Town Name in Every US State πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (All 50)πŸ˜οΈπŸ˜‚
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Hellraiser is so cool. What if a woman was so horny she became a serial killer, but her husband was so wack that you kind of don’t blame her? Also there are fuck demons. It’s going to be lit, edited, and scored like an episode of Tales from the Crypt
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Tech bros: β€œWe are going to destroy the world for profit but you won’t have to check into your flight”
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TMZ
@TMZ
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😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/06/andrew-ta…
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Why can’t AI be used to clean the world’s oceans I don’t give a fuck about reading emails
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It’s really funny that simply asking β€œwhat a normal person would want to use AI for (you can’t say making an app)?” completely broke tech twitter, revealing every single one of them is an unsocialized grade-A freakazoid completely unmoored from anything even resembling humanity.
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Agent 711πŸŽƒ retweeted
Lincoln Michel@TheLincoln
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Pitch perfect parody
Richie Assaly@rdassaly
Oct 5
I’m skeptical of AI still but this actually sounds really cool
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The fellas
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New York Post
@nypost
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Wynonna Judd β€˜lost’ herself navigating daughter Grace’s addiction battle: β€˜I can’t save her’ trib.al/I86EMQm
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Will@will_glasby
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A truly mortifying decision. Beyond disrespectful to generations of Murrow college alumnus. A reprehensible decision motivated purely by greed and a disregard for the integrity of journalism. Damaging the credibility of degrees earned by hard-working and passionate students.
Washington State Cougars
@WSUCougars
Oct 5
WSU Athletics is proud to announce a new partnership with @fanword to improve our efficiency and elevate the storytelling of our Cougar student-athletes! πŸ”— wsucougars.com/news/2026/10/… #GoCougs | #NextIsNow
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Is this not treason?
Headquarters
@HQNewsNow
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Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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The She-Hulk show did this
BlaireπŸŽƒ spooky@transyapper7781
Oct 5
I think digger is the first movie to satirize its own existence
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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker
Oct 5
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Carrot Top, if you’re reading this, I love you and I want to give you a hug brother
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Real human beings do not want an ai agent doing their life for them
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β€œWe didn’t achieve alignment with our Q3 optimized outcomes”
Gordo
@BOSSportsGordo
Oct 5
The thought that Craig Breslow says echoes in his head: β€œWe didn’t capitalize on our summer success.”
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God damn it, just thought about Wikus while eating chili
Agent 711πŸŽƒ@kwp1039
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Every now and then I think about Wikus and get sad
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Who is this supposed to be exactly? @NFLonCBS
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Thursday Night Football > Monday Night Football > Sunday Night Football
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