@KingShitGamble

The only time I will Depend is wen Im 70 yrs old Thats when I cant hold my shit within so I shit on myself Cause Im SO SICK & tired of shittin on EVERYBODY ELSE

 Lincolnville,SC
Joined June 2011
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
garuka@ilygaruka13h
punching houdini in the gut so hard he dies probably felt amazing. lets see you escape this you fucking freak
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Ed.@DepressedDETN18h
They tried to kill Jalen Hurts dawg. Sleeping is too dangerous but yeah you’re good to play football with 300lb men trying to take your head off 👍🏿
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
wicked wigger of the west@Nick_Cerveza17h
He has a warriors heart and you can never take that from him
犬猫びより@view_of_NEWOct 19
威嚇が威嚇になってないハムスター
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
i like food
@messedupfoodsOct 18
Bro nervous af
Foodies
@MrFoodiesOct 18
A humanoid robot cutting a cucumber with a knife 🤖🔪
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
Mike Recine@mikerecineOct 18
Hey if you’re struggling with money this week, just remember everyone does from time to time. Larry Silverstein owned two skyscrapers and he couldn’t afford to remove the asbestos from them.
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
choppa 🛝
@choppaslideOct 17
Nigga thought he was gonna get signed to Miranda cosgrove records
Redd
@ReddCinemaOct 17
This Walmart employee recognized Miranda Cosgrove & made her listen to his song!
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
Trey the Explainer@Trey_ExplainerOct 17
Racism so archaic I don't even know wtf this is
The True Size of Maps@TrueSizeOfMapsOct 16
Satirical map of Europe, 1871
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
Mark Gillies@5goalthrillerOct 16
‘Pictured for the first time’, like he’s been keeping a low profile.
GB Politics
@GBPolitcsOct 16
🚨PICTURED: Altai the tiger has been pictured for the first time since he killed a man in an incident at Yorkshire Wildlife Park on Saturday
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
Corn ✧⍣
@cornskiOct 16
pulled up mid raid and the cops immediately started complaining this nigga really da goat😭😭
THUGGERDAILY ひ
@ThuggerDailyOct 15
Cops were pissed that Brian Steel immediately showed up while they were raiding Young Thug’s house in Atlanta 🙄🙄 “Great - his f******g lawyer is here”
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
mary@themorgulbladeOct 14
I get more annoyed every time I go to the store. Why is deodorant $10? Why is cereal $7? Why has god abandoned us?
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
Regynald@negroprogrammerOct 15
OPENAI to EMPLOYEES: You got no bitches before. Maybe you should question why that would change?
Erin Woo
@erinkwooOct 15
OPENAI to EMPLOYEES: If someone is trying to seduce you, first consider — could they be a spy??? OpenAI is warning its employees about honeypot spies and strangers with children in playgrounds ... a very fun one with @georgia_wells and @MeghanBobrowsky: wsj.com/tech/ai/ai-companies…

AI Companies Play Cat-and-Mouse With Secret-Stealing Spies

wsj.com
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
Bark
@barkmetaOct 14
Infinite money glitch: • Be Bank of America • Make $5B from fraud • Pay $1.2B fine • Repeat
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 13
BREAKING: Bank of America has been fined $1.2 billion over money-laundering violations. Bank of America admits willfully violating Bank Secrecy Act regulations and failing to “timely report” more than $5 billion in “suspicious” transactions, the Treasury has said.
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
🐅 Tiger Goods 🐅@tigergoodsmusicOct 14
can you imagine how hard an ice cold coke WITH the cocaine in it probably hit… smh born too late
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
Breaking911
@Breaking911Oct 13
BREAKING: Duane “Keefe D” Davis reacts after being sentenced to 40 years to life in prison for his role in the 1996 murder of Tupac Shakur.
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
jon drake@DrakeGatsbyOct 12
“Allow this app to track your activity across other companies’ apps and websites?” Why. Why would Dunkin’ Donuts need to do that
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Ninguem quer imigrar pra argentina cara
In Milei We Trust
@InMileiOct 8
Not in Argentina.
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
Aegor Rivers@bittersteel196Oct 8
Got fired and arrested from my job as a gold cloak for calling my bathroom break “going to drop a Tywin Lannister”. Execution is tomorrow. Worth it
the fire is mine ♱@danysfigtreeOct 7
do u guys think the smallfolk were making kirk style jokes abt tywin after he got shot on the potty
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
Michael Sakowski@Sakowsk1MichaelOct 8
Nobody tells you about these jobs when it’s time to choose a career
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
Vials
@hisbelovedsleepOct 9
making my 6-year-old son watch this with me and explaining this is what happens to people who don't eat their vegetables
The Associated Press
@APOct 8
BREAKING: The Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan. apnews.com/article/fort-hood…

Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed

The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”

apnews.com
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The Profitable Prophet retweeted
Cashmere P.@cashmere_p_Oct 6
ethical hater@DijahSBOct 5
nas said on if i ruled the world he’d “open every cell in attica, send them to africa” nigga for what
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