I’m going to trap whoever wrote this on the dumpster in a lesser soul gem

Love that my car radio is so old that I get album covers like this when it’s scared and doesn’t recognize the artist

Today I let the vyvanse talk (reorganized my entire apartment and didn’t eat my first meal until 9pm)

“Just let people enjoy things” …..no 🖤

“goth music” and it’s psychosocial by slipknot

I’ve been summoned

I would genuinely die for my gremlins

Is it okay if I 5 my 5

She’s chillin

I get more annoyed every time I go to the store. Why is deodorant $10? Why is cereal $7? Why has god abandoned us?

There are like 20 honorable mentions but here are my 9

Big ass cookie and “maybe life is worth living” weather today

Big fan of bar bathroom mirrors that you can’t fully see yourself in

Two girls are very drunkenly singing there is a light that never goes out by the smiths at taco bell and I understand them on a very personal level

If I go to another karaoke bar where they’re mostly doing country and disney songs I’m going to do something Violent

I wasn’t expecting her to lick me

Need a paypig that pays for my tickets to shows and in return they get absolutely nothing

Nothing like a nice crisp C̷̢̨̱̣̮̜̙̼̗͖̼̖̭͊̑͛͊̎͝ͅờ̵͕̙͕̜̼͊̀̽͛̈͒͊͘͘͝k̶̢̘̖̑͛̄͜͝͝ë̴̡̛͉͖̜̮̼͔̬͖́͐͑ ̷̨͖̭̗̲̜̌͊̈́̔̕͜Z̸̩̭̬̼̍̑̊͛̓̎̆̎̈́̏͝͝e̶̡̤̠̘͎̟̗͖̺̘͕̺̲̪͊r̵͙͈̥̰͍̩̹͆̑̓̍͠ͅŏ̷̖͔̞̪̖͖͚̥̱̑̓̑̍͑̕ͅ

Using the fake holiday as an excuse to post my boyfriend