I love when you see your cat walking toward you at a leisurely pace and you say "hi baby!" because you're excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster cause they're excited to see you too

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Victor · Oct 18, 2026 · 8:09 AM UTC

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Victor@victortheatomicOct 18

Life may be beating me blue and black, I may be broke but at least I’m not being forced to go to church this morning

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Oct 18, 2026 · 12:03 AM UTC

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𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣’𝕤 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝔹𝕒𝕫@BazBombadilOct 18

John Carpenter sounds like what I would call Jesus if I couldn’t remember his name

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cuckold jones · Oct 17, 2026 · 9:00 PM UTC

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cuckold jones@cuckcatOct 17

can i come over and circle you like a shark

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Mop Penguin · Oct 17, 2026 · 6:36 PM UTC

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Mop Penguin@MopPenguinOct 17

bro last night was a stark reminder of what once was

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⚭ · Oct 17, 2026 · 1:24 AM UTC

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⚭@lekimgymOct 17

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erika · Oct 16, 2026 · 11:48 PM UTC

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erika@yeeeerikaOct 16

somewhere out there a meatball is being tucked into a warm bed of marinara and cocooned in mozzarella. that should be me

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Alien Theory · Oct 17, 2026 · 3:22 AM UTC

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Alien Theory@Alien_TheoryOct 17

Jones the Cat in Alien (1979)

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Roony · Oct 17, 2026 · 3:17 PM UTC

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Roony@RoonystersOct 17

Life is beautiful for an hour sometimes

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chase · Oct 16, 2026 · 5:47 PM UTC

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chase@_chase_____Oct 16

i like when a greeting card already has a note pre written in there for you :) then u write ur own little note below it like hi haha that was the card before but it’s me now

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