People be waiting years with huge blackheads then decide they have need delicate skin care?!

Put ya coffee in the boot. Park up, walk 2.8 metres from any vehicle and enjoy

Seek help.

How inspiring!

Came to say this. Gotta throw a curveball.

Easily solved. Get thousands of small independents scattered all over the country and open before tradies go to work. Can’t believe nobodies ever thought of it.

Because they don’t. They’re miles off it. But if people can believe it then lucky them lol

Got a Wetherspoons hotel, Salisbury!

Go birds

They’d been spewing all week in the lead up to the emphatic title decider too!!

Coping mechanism. Fuck em

Gotta be the weirdest coping mechanism theory about. Not me or any other Celtic fan on the planet ever feels like that.

Hibs Hibs glorious Hibs

Boyne Mountain, MI

Welcome to Glasgow rangers son

Should have pre planned these rock formations thousands of years before they asked you to quote. Rookie mistake

Wait. And peas and gravy.

Only the chips are proper. Despite the edit added on to make the menu seem off

Fantastic use of Red lettering!

And at this time of year, being active or wearing suitable clothing is more reasonable than burning energy