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Joined October 2007
Austin Kleon retweeted
The Spanish call of the Petey Halpin blast by @ElalcaldeRafa 🙌🙌
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Baseball Twitter is so good ⚾️
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Me telling my boss I have a doctor’s appointment that sprang up at 1:00 today
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Somehow this story doesn't mention the plot in "The Big Salad" (9/29/94) where Kramer has an argument with a retired athlete who murders his dry cleaner later that day. Pretty clearly inspired by the fact that David saw Simpson the day of the murders.
Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed According to a new biography, the 'Seinfeld' showrunner and Simpson both ate breakfast at Riviera Country Club on June 12, 1994. rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
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Austin Kleon retweeted
Official trailer for CAMERON WINTER AT CARNEGIE HALL. A film by Paul Thomas Anderson. 35mm concert tour begins 11/20.
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I’ve never really used Reddit before (I did an AMA once) — it’s funny to see your interests listed 😂
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Golly, this was fun to watch last night ⚾️
Jose giggling as he rounds third is hilarious
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I somehow had never seen TOMBSTONE before and now I want a listicle that’s like, “movies where one actor is acting in a better and/or different movie than the one they’re in”
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Gruber: “I see more interesting posts on X than I do on Threads, Bluesky, and Mastodon combined.” Pairs well with @austinkleon’s “The Bad Place”: “Despite its toxic chaos, it’s still sort of… well, I won’t say fun, but it’s not boring.” austinkleon.com/2026/09/29/t… I’ve never left!
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If you haven’t heard the Spanish call of Jose Ramirez’s homer, please take a minute and do exactly that 🗣️
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Cleveland! ⚾️
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Austin Kleon retweeted
“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit
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Maybe the most disrespectful shit they put him through
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Austin Kleon retweeted
Intelligence must draw on memory. The mind must not simply compile data — as an algorithm now does more quickly than we can — but recall lived experiences, which contain depths of meaning that only the human soul can recognize, and connect more deeply with the goodness of these experiences. Everything that is good begins “with the Spirit” and thus possesses a breath, a dynamism and a sense of communion that, once experienced, are engraved upon the heart. vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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