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And yes, I do answer emails. I also block/spam-label newsletters I didn't subscribe myself to. Old-school manners as I leave here to return to the olden ways.

Cincinnati, OH
Joined March 2009
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Did I figure this out? I hope I figured it out. @keristevens@romancelandia.club on Mastadon. (And I also use my email!)
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I'm @keristevens on mastodon. And, for at least a little while, I'll be a follow-back girl.
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May the whole day go this way... Wordle 495 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Past Keri left this note in our shared manuscript: "NONE OF THEM ARE HAPPY. Explain without explaining too much." Past Keri was a lazy-ass b*tch and Future Keri's going to be really pissed at her b/c Present Keri's going to shut this MS and eat a poptart now.
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Guess which mom did an entire college walking tour with her zipper down? #AchievementUnlocked
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College visit season has begun again. woot
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Huh. Maybe I CAN do anything I set my mind to. Naw. Not this. I can't do this.
If you’ve already seen a piglet balancing itself on a rolling ball today, just keep scrolling. 🐷
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I got it, but today's wordle was mean.
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If I’d remembered alt text I’d have pointed out it looks like a red & pink phallus.
The dog toy that disturbs you until you realize it’s a fox.
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The dog toy that disturbs you until you realize it’s a fox.
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In which I saw the word "discombobulating" and looked up, and sure enough, it was a @TheLizLincoln retweet.
NEW: We've reached the part of the campaign that's frankly a bit discombobulating, so we're bringing back the Discombobulated Edition of The Recombobulation Area. 13 quick takes during the midterm election home stretch in Wisconsin. Let's discombobulate: recombobulationarea.substack…
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Also, one-handed portpottying is a real PITA, even when your non-dominant hand is the one that shall not be touched.
Hit the Ohio Renaissance Festival yesterday. Saw the @kamikazefirefly show (as you must) and got some fabulous henna (finally. After years!). I hate getting mani-pedis. But I love getting henna. Go figure.
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Hit the Ohio Renaissance Festival yesterday. Saw the @kamikazefirefly show (as you must) and got some fabulous henna (finally. After years!). I hate getting mani-pedis. But I love getting henna. Go figure.
Dreamt last night that I got offered a pill called "Story," but when I asked the guy what the effects/side effects of the drug were, he couldn't tell me. So I turned it down. Can't even let myself have fun in dreams. Woke up kicking myself b/c I NEED a "story" pill.
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Gratitude this morning for all the grandmas what send their 15-yr-old grandkids cards in the mail. Without you, not one of my sons could have gotten their KY driver's permit (b/c what the hell is this "postmarked snail mail" req for kids, anyway?)
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In which I spend the rest of my evening copy/pasting everything @JessaSlade tweets into a "how to retreat" mega note.
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Is this not Friday afternoon? How is this not Friday afternoon?
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Anxious, anxious, wait... what? woot! Wordle 488 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩