Bestselling Author, Silly Human. Rep: @hroot Thrillers- Rachel Hawkins Romance- Erin Sterling (THE WEDDING WITCH, Avon, 10/8/24!)

Alabama
Joined November 2008
Well, friends, it seems the time has come. There are so many of you I love who are still here, and that's kept me going, but on the whole, my feed is weird ads and the engagement just isn't here for me. So off I go to IG/threads/maybe blsky, all under this handle. Love y'all!!!
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Rachel Hawkins/Erin Sterling retweeted
We finally have a head football coach that acts like he’s a football coach and not a youth pastor at the church of the Highlands. I could cry.
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Meanwhile, Lane Kiffin remains THEE messiest bitch in the SEC, REAL FEAT (derogatory.)
Lane Kiffin is “essentially demanding to finish the season (w/Ole Miss) while simultaneously threatening to poach” Ole Miss’ roster & staff if he can’t, source told @on3. “It’s unfortunately gotten even messier than expected as emotions are high”
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I honestly really like this hire? Solid guy, no scandals (the bar IS in hell after Freeze), and a redhead to boot. Auburn, I am BACK IN, and the hex jar is BROKEN. 🤣
"We are thrilled to announce @CoachGolesh as the 33rd head coach of Auburn Football." @JohnCohenAD
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Wow, so @CoachHughFreeze was right! We WERE close!! He was just in the way!!! (Karma NEVER fails, y'all.)
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Got to send a VERY fun email this afternoon! #thawburn
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Rachel Hawkins/Erin Sterling retweeted
I don’t start shit but I can tell you how it ends 🎶
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Genuinely think it has to be both of them. I'll settle for just Freeze, but Cohen is why we're here, and I'm convinced it's his stubbornness at not wanting to admit everyone was right about what a horrible hire this was that's let it get THIS dire.
If Freeze isn’t gone today, Cohen is up.
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*coughs*
The Hugh Freeze hire at Auburn hasn’t just been as bad as vocal haters of the hire said at the time it would be. Even that crowd expected a tiny bit of offense. What has transpired instead is like someone was so upset about it that they enrolled actual witches to hex the team.
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Please know any time I post about Auburn, that: A) I graduated from AU. B) My husband graduated from AU. C) We currently live in Auburn. D) My husband got his Master's at Auburn. E) My husband taught at AU. F) My parents went to AU. G) My mom grew up in Auburn.
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Oh also, HANG THIS IN THE LOUVRE. Absolutely how this garbage dude should be immortalized.
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The NCAA violations/hiring sex workers on the company phone were Red Flags, but the fact that we still hired him when THIS was so recent? Players don't deserve it, but the Powers That Be at Auburn 10000% do. Which is what thousands of alumni warned them. al.com/auburnfootball/2022/1…
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Seeing all the love for @RealGDT's Frankenstein is THRILLING to this X-Treme Crimson Peak Stan (like, own the making-of book, the soundtrack, Funko Pops, the novelization...) There's no one who GETS Gothic like the Maestro, and PEOPLE ARE SEEING THE VISION!!!
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Rachel Hawkins/Erin Sterling retweeted
"#TheStorm was a perfectly paced mystery without too many red herrings that had us considering deeper connections throughout."—Bibliobabes of Orland Park #bookclub previewed @ladyhawkins' new gothic suspense courtesy of @stmartinspress and #GalleyMatch: tinyurl.com/TheStormMenu
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REALLY shouldn't have pissed off an alum who is also a witch, just saaaaaying.
with that loss, Auburn HC Hugh Freeze is now: 14-18 overall 5-15 SEC 7-17 vs. power conferences 9-10 at home
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Hardly on here, but THIS is "Small Son," TAKE YOUR VITAMINS.
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Back on Twitter just to say this is (predictably) gross from @CoachHughFreeze. This AU Alum has eyes, and can see exactly what's happening here. Vile as hell to throw this excellent young man under the bus because he saw the writing on the wall.
Auburn HC Hugh Freeze said RB and team captain Damari Alston "failed to meet the expectations and standard of our program" and is no longer on the team Alston only played in four games this season and could receive a redshirt for another year of eligibility
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Rachel Hawkins/Erin Sterling retweeted
Failed to meet the expectations of the team? Yeah right. You literally made him a captain. He asked to redshirt, you didn’t kick him off. Just say the facts. He did everything. Great grades, team player. He was literally a captain and on the leadership committee.
NEW: Auburn RB Damari Alston is no longer with the program, Hugh Freeze announced❌ on3.com/college/auburn-tiger…
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E, and it's not even a QUESTION. Didn't have to think for a SECOND.
Which section would you choose?
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