He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Android, music, eSports, bowling, depression, skateboarding are a few of the things you'll find me shitposting about!

San Francisco, CA
Joined February 2015
The bird in question
Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴
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A bird’s-eye view is an elevated perspective of a landscape, object, or scene seen from high above, as if looking down from the sky like a flying bird. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird%27s-…
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i heard they’re selling me today?
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Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she doesn’t care about the PHP vulnerability because she moved everything to Rust in 2024. “They said the rewrite would take six months. We’re on month 30. We haven’t shipped a feature since, but I’m having a very normal Wednesday.”
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True punk is the perseverance of the human spirit.
Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
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Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
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We're hiring exceptional engineers to join the team. No degree required. All we care about is you being smart and able to solve hard problems. Total comp is $550k-$1.1M (job ad says something else, but ignore that).
Join Polaris, a new @GoogleDeepMind team designing the complex evaluation frameworks that will define the future of AI coding agents, and give you the autonomy to prototype architectures and publish research. Experience? We care about how you think and build, not your “level.” Apply now: goo.gle/4AD2av6
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Replying to @steipete
Ack, will follow up
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New Jersey has enough sense to know connecticut has never had pizza
Connecticut has pizza New York has bagels Massachusetts has chowder What does New Jersey have?
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Yo this is frying me
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Pikachu has appeared in SPACE? 🚀🌌🌍 ​ #WorldSpaceWeek2026 #PokemonxESA
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At one point in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas they just say Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
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We made the iPhone 17 Pro bright orange so that we can easily identify those who haven’t upgraded to the iPhone 18 Pro.
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Have a good one tomorrow - you got this 🫡❤️
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Jake Wharton refuses to code with AI. When he left Cash App, he published nine requirements for his next job. Number one was: No AI. Our full conversation with the legendary Android developer is out now: layoffs, AI, Google and Kotlin in 2026.
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