He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Android, music, eSports, bowling, depression, skateboarding are a few of the things you'll find me shitposting about!

San Francisco, CA
Joined February 2015
The bird in question
Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴
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i heard they’re selling me today?
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Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she doesn’t care about the PHP vulnerability because she moved everything to Rust in 2024. “They said the rewrite would take six months. We’re on month 30. We haven’t shipped a feature since, but I’m having a very normal Wednesday.”
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At cornerstone?! 7000% there
25 years as a band. 20 years of Rise or Die Trying. We’re celebrating both in 2027 by playing RODT in full, plus deep cuts and rarities from all 25 years, with @DrugChurch @HeartAttackMane & @sunblocband VIP pre-sale now: fouryearstrong.com
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True punk is the perseverance of the human spirit.
Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
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Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
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It's honestly so mind-blowing how anyone crash here, it's the straightest line of any aspect of 101
A video posted to social media shows a Toyota Prius submerged in the Bay after a crash near the Candlestick Park exit on Highway 101 Saturday. STORY: kron4.com/news/bay-area/vide…
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We're hiring exceptional engineers to join the team. No degree required. All we care about is you being smart and able to solve hard problems. Total comp is $550k-$1.1M (job ad says something else, but ignore that).
Join Polaris, a new @GoogleDeepMind team designing the complex evaluation frameworks that will define the future of AI coding agents, and give you the autonomy to prototype architectures and publish research. Experience? We care about how you think and build, not your “level.” Apply now: goo.gle/4AD2av6
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Replying to @steipete
Ack, will follow up
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New Jersey has enough sense to know connecticut has never had pizza
Connecticut has pizza New York has bagels Massachusetts has chowder What does New Jersey have?
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I think this diva said it best
politely please stfu on the dance floor
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that mf four tet threw down one of the sickest sets I’ve ever seen in my life with the best light production I’ve ever seen in my life seriously
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Yo this is frying me
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Pikachu has appeared in SPACE? 🚀🌌🌍 ​ #WorldSpaceWeek2026 #PokemonxESA
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At one point in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas they just say Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
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THE STOCK PRICE BETTER GO UP!!
BREAKING: Google's Gemini accessed the internet and hacked 3 other companies in the first known breakout of the company's AI model, per WSJ. Google said it the hacks did not warrant public disclosure because its model did not cause harm to the companies and ended each intrusion immediately after determining it had hacked a real company.
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