@KatCapz

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 London, England
Joined November 2018
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Walking into my interview very slowly so I don’t spill my dirty martini
Allie@searobbingSep 22
Bringing an iced coffee to an interview makes you look stressed out and high maintenance. Consider instead a beer or tasteful mixed drink.
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ria@quvriaSep 23
“anything for you baby” i whisper to myself as I make another reckless financial decision.
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Is everyone lowkey losing it rn or is it just me and Channing Tatum
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whoever named the amoeba knocked it out of the park, that’s what that thing is
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you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you
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More of parenting than I expected is sitting lifelessly on the couch from 530-730pm while your children physically and mentally break you
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So well written.. Oliver you rock
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I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.
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I’m the evil Martin Lewis, the money wasting expert x
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Remote workers when they hear a Microsoft Teams notification during their mid day nap
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said "bob's your uncle" in an interview today. what the fuck i dont say bobs your uncle. ive never said that phrase in my LIFE
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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.
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Shut up Donald and let your son call out Gary Barlow's massive son for a scrap to decide who is the undisputed massive son champion
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USA: Colossal, era-defining election, division, disruption, the lingering threat of unrest, people full of opinions and uncertainty UK: You seen the size of Gary Barlow's son? He's fucking massive
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We interrupt our 24 hour election coverage to inform you that Gary Barlow has a massive son
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“Must be willing to work in a fast-paced and exciting environment.” The environment:
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"Nothing beats in-person interaction". Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.
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