All-Decades R&B aficionado, Butter and Salt is all you need in your grits, I am Justified. #HookEm #TitanUp #Rockets #Stros #Lebron

SW Houston-raised/curr SA-Town
Joined December 2008
Y’all already know
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There are salesmen that get your work email address and schedule a meeting without asking you and it shows up on your calendar and you seriously think it’s real. I do not respect this play. Cold call like a real one so I can ignore it.
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Hook ‘Em! …. …and ain’t shit funny
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Palestine, TX ain’t playing. Yeeeeeesh
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Today I could you use a Jill-Scottish walk around the park. …and just be silentt.
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No one on my TL wants to discuss TikTok MJ’s freestyles. Fine then.
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I can’t tease India call centers no more with the scam calls. Texas political ads the new enemy.
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Y’all gonna miss LeBron. This is entertainment
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Put this response in the Smithsonian
#Mavs guard Kyrie Irving was asked about when he plans to retire: “You have social media and gambling which is running rampant and it’s not the same NBA that I fell in love with as a kid and I’m very much aware of that. And I don’t say that as a negative thing.”
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Morning flex on y’all!
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Now wait a minute….
TikTok Michael Jackson Rock Your Hips Freestyle Mans is goated!!!
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bald but my edges crispy retweeted
My daughter's middle school has the most direct fundraising strategy and I'm here for it. We can skip the whole charade.
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These leaked pics are at least as bad as whatever they said Don Lemon did. Paparazzi outside church will turn me into Peter in Gethsemane.
❤️‍🩹 EXCLUSIVE: Carrot Top spotted at church weeks after attempting suicide. 📸: Backgrid
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Hearing a book report on Druski like it’s Black History Month is something to my ears.
Bro actually ran Druski’s genealogy and probably uncovered things Druski didn’t even know about his own family. The internet is a wild place, lol
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Mind your business.
PEOPLE WHO TREAT THEIR BIRTHDAY LIKE AN ORDINARY DAY OFTEN HAVE THESE 8 TRAITS: 1. They’re used to handling everything on their own.
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First, Welcome to the H. Your replies are accurate. Off Almeda or Emancipation. Take it all in bro. And report back.
Is there anywhere in Houston to watch the Raiders vs Chiefs on Sunday?
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Been watching Reacher Season 4 and apparently everybody in Philadelphia is a snitch or can’t be trusted.
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I’m now inspired to write a Bryson Tiller song and call it “Symptoms”
So I was recently diagnosed with ADHD (duh) and I’m realizing all the things I thought were weird and unique about me are just symptoms lmaoooo
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Call me a Boomer, but emoji replies to my work emails really tick me off.
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