Doin' everything I rap about. (He / him)

Gentilly, LA
Joined February 2009
Do you eat and breath network, love Elixir, and Terraform? I'm looking for you to work with me remotely on Site Reliability. Candidates only, no recruiters please. #elixir #sre #network
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🚀 Andrew Selder is bringing the heat at @ElixirConf. Find out how #metaprogramming is transforming dynamic templates for @EsteeLauder with a 300x improvement in performance. This is a must-see for anyone working with @elixirphoenix. 2023.ElixirConf.com/presente… #MyElixirStatus
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Wild Tchoupitoulas Indians x Black Panther 2 ya heard me
Grateful and humbled and wow! What an evening! So cathartic and emotional. Wakanda Forever! Always rep'n my city!! @FlagboyGiz designed my headdress! Shout out Wild Tchoupitoulas!
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I just found this sweet free music site: crescentcitysounds.org/album… - this is just one great example of what they have. #NewOrleans #music
Good morning New Orleans. May your Saints hangover fade quickly. May Dennis Allen reevaluate the QB situation. May you reject pre-12th night King Cake in all its forms. May the cold front move in and Ian dissipate. In Chris Owens name we pray 🙏🏼
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Flagboy Giz x Mannie Fresh ———-UPTOWN———-
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I happened on this photo at exactly the right time of day.
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Going to make hot sauce, pickles, and BBQ today.
Ordered food, coffee and creamer at waffle House today and after 30 minutes I had only coffee, untouched due to lack of cream. I had a hard stop for work and walked out without paying. The server attempted to detain me in the parking lot and called police on me for theft...
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As I drove away. Am I in the wrong here ? Should we not order food unless we have unlimited time to receive it? I got nothing and paid nothing.
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Update I went back and offered to pay in case it came out of employee pay but the manager said it was cool.
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I have the receipt. No lies detected.
The only good thing about wiping a production database is you only have to experience it once
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a'hoppin.
I'm at the DMV and honestly many of these people should not drive. It's kinda terrifying. We need public transit badly.
I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison...
Please send ambulance, I'm dying
Guess robots aren't taking all of the jobs
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I feel so seen
Job interview: “algorithms” Reality: “Turn a 127 message deep slack thread between 5 engineers into a decision”