@JustinCPorter

Translating the intellectual laziness and academic vandalism inherent in #YoungEarthCreationism to expose the underlying logical fallacies.

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Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1979, but your average #YoungEarthCreationist is as misinformed and dangerous as ever. I can help you #Translate what they're actually saying when they bastardize modern science in favor of dogmatic presuppositions.
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Hey dumbass, I can't respond when you block me. But here goes. The Quran says Muhammad split the Moon in two. There. See? Both your religions are stupid.
E- D (The Dictator)
@EDTheDicta170938h
Replying to @JustinCPorter @BurntSynapse @StandswithGod
Hahaha. Now do the Quran.
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YEC: you have faith. Me: define faith YEC: no u Me: i didnt use the word. Define faith. YEC: you believe in eternal gas Me: no i dont. Define faith YEC: Bible defines faith Me: explain that definition YEC: delusional scoffer! *blocks*
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#MAGA4Putin #Dumb4Trump
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#Translation Fetuses deserve special rights.
Lydia Taylor Davis@lydiataydavisOct 17
Nothing👏 can👏 justify👏 abortion👏
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#Translation We must protect the pedophiles.
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LOL he blocked me
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#Translation I do not have evidence for my asinine religious delusions.
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@OlasejoeOct 16
Atheists says "I just need more evidence for God." No, you don't. You need a new heart. Because if God showed up tomorrow, you still wouldn't get to be God anymore. And that's the real dealbreaker, isn't it? Jesus already said it: "If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead." - Luke 16:31 It's never been about evidence. It's about surrender.
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#Translation Evolution means ONE fish turned into ONE man, right? #apologetics #DumbAsFuck
𝕷𝖚𝖐𝖊 𝕬𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖔𝖓 ♱
@lukeappletonOct 16
Replying to @JustinCPorter
You literally believe that a man comes from a fish
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Getting an apologist to defend their assertions is like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall.
Jerry Grey🐊
@Jerry__GreyOct 14
Replying to @JustinCPorter @RickK101 @NatalieNyu @ScienceQriosity @Renevelation @Froglips97 @AtheistPhoenix
Imagine being hung up on the word dirt. Pick your inanimate material. It makes no difference. It's still nonsense.
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#Translation God making a donkey talk is WAY more believable than chemistry following the laws of physics. #DumbAsFuck #Apologetics
Jerry Grey🐊
@Jerry__GreyOct 14
Replying to @JustinCPorter @RickK101 @NatalieNyu @ScienceQriosity @Renevelation @Froglips97 @AtheistPhoenix
The Creator of the universe messaging through an animal is far more believable than dirt deciding on its own to form living cells.
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#Translation My "Nuh-uh!" is TOTALLY based in science. #Dumb4God
Jerry Grey🐊
@Jerry__GreyOct 12
Replying to @JustinCPorter @NatalieNyu @ScienceQriosity @Renevelation @Froglips97 @AtheistPhoenix
Of course it is. Anyone with common sense can look at current scientific theories as to the origin of life and determine that they are a statistical impossibility. Given that, the concept of a Creator is a far more plausible hypothesis. Scientifically, that is.
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#Translation Faith is when you have faith that your faith is correct. #useless
Jerry Grey🐊
@Jerry__GreyOct 10
Replying to @JustinCPorter @ScienceQriosity @Froglips97 @AtheistPhoenix
I'm happy to admit that I have a faith. Are you? If not, I'll need that demonstration. Let me know when you have it. You'll really win the Noble prize.
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#Translation Included in my delusions is the threat of eternal torture for not being convinced by my delusions.
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@Enoch77777777Oct 9
Replying to @JustinCPorter @Curi_Christian
Matthew 10:26 New American Standard Bible 26 “So do not fear them, for there is nothing concealed that will not be revealed, or hidden that will not be known. Mock all you want. Matthew 12:36 New American Standard Bible 36 But I tell you that for every careless word that people speak, they will give an account of it on the day of judgment.
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LOL The bigot who called me names, then blocked me, saying I am triggered. Fucking psychotic.
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#Translation I want to learn, but I won't read. #DumbAndProud
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#Translation Asking for clarification is childish.
Jerry Grey🐊
@Jerry__GreyOct 4
Replying to @JustinCPorter @OOZukerkandl @Froglips97 @AtheistPhoenix
Would belief work better for you, since the word faith illicits a childish reaction on your part? You asked for the context. I provided it.
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#Translation Believing Trump's lies is better than believing my equally untrue #StrawMan view of the opposition. #Dumb4Trump
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@letmeseeguyOct 4
Replying to @JohnnyAGI
Getting a promise of 5K is better than a Democrat wanting it back to support waste, fraud and abuse.
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#Translation I know every True Scotsman. #DumbAsFuck
EpDarker@Bogey50calOct 1
Replying to @onslotton
That was CATHOLICS, not CHRISTIANS. Big difference.
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#Translation Oh -- your racist, homophobic, confederate-flag wearing, Bible-thumping, immigrant-hating, mixed-race abhorring, Trump-loving brother? Yeah, people like him helped free the slaves! #WeAreDoomed
RR337westbound@RanchRoad337Sep 30
Replying to @JustinCPorter @DazzlerRazzlerD @dewright_ca @covie_93
94% of Republicans voted for the 1965 VRA Only 69% of democrats did
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#Translation I'm too busy being smarter than you to answer who won the 2020 presidential election. #MAGA #Dumb4Trump
RR337westbound@RanchRoad337Sep 30
Replying to @JustinCPorter @DazzlerRazzlerD @dewright_ca @covie_93
I sincerely believe that you would benefit from a class in logic ocw.mit.edu/courses/24-241-l…

Logic I | Linguistics and Philosophy | MIT OpenCourseWare

In this course we will cover central aspects of modern formal logic, beginning with an explanation of what constitutes good reasoning. Topics will include validity and soundness of arguments, formal...

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