iOS, macOS, F1, cars, photography, and food. jury.me
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It was a good run over here, but it’s time to finally sign off over here. I’ll miss those early days of Twitter always.
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The new MacBook Pro with M2 Pro and M2 Max delivers more game-changing performance and the longest battery life ever in a Mac! 🥳🙌
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I’ve gotten to that place in my life where I want to do whatever I want to do and make decisions for myself without the constraints other people put on me. You only get one life; don’t let society dictate how you live that life (but with honor and values and kindness of course).
Michael Jurewitz retweeted
verification was originally rolled out after then-Cardinals manager Tony La Russa sued Twitter for reputational damage from an impersonator, so this is fitting.
A brand new parody Twitter account that paid for verification and chose the display name of ESPN's Adam Schefter tweeted Josh McDaniels was fired. The credible-looking tweet received nearly 10,000 engagements. Twitter suspended the account after two hours. snopes.com/fact-check/josh-m…
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Bill Clinton: "The Republicans are pretty simple, actually, and pretty straightforward. They say, 'I want you to be very miserable. And I want you to be very angry. And I want you to vote for us, and we'll make it worse, but we'll blame them.'"
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Kurt Vonnegut’s piercing insight into the folly of Christian Nationalism years before this current resurgence.
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🚨 Vote today 🚨
Find your polling place for early voting: vote.org/early-voting-calend…
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This is one hell of an ad. The question is whether people will actually watch it and share it.
This might seem a little corny but…
One of the things I loved about watching Coco with my kids was the reminder to celebrate the family that came before us. That connection to the past that loves and sustains.
Humble beginnings, but feliz Día de los Muertos!
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And just like that, this place is a debt-ridden corporation run by the mediocre, white, billionaire son of a mediocre white millionaire who’s viewed as a visionary while defending predatory and racist behavior as “freedom”
This tweet is about America
Have had this carefully stored away for 11 years. Finally got it back from the custom framer today.
So excited to put this up, @duncan
Michael Jurewitz retweeted
I have created an affront before the Gods of Yeast. A loathsome loaf with a cursed crust. Even now, I can feel its malevolent presence behind me.
@SeamusBlackley I might need an exorcism.
ALT A thing that should not be
ALT A disfigured loaf of bread presented as a warning to those who would meddle with almond flour
Michael Jurewitz retweeted
pomodoro but the productivity windows are 2 hours long and the timer is a BBC Radio 1 Essential Mix