@JunkarooJ

rat king

 Pig shit lane
Joined April 2020
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  • Following429
  • Followers34
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junkjet retweeted
flakey salt@wdieljpgOct 11
#silentheal
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got called a #pervert for carrying lighters on me, a non-smoker, as a just in case for when a hot woman at the pub needs it
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Google “Steely Dan” right now. I promise you’re gonna like what you see
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saying i listen to ween to get pussy
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...a firm handjob is worth a thousand tweets
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junkjet retweeted
chad@chasedbywaspsJun 26
they sent me home from work because I was going hog wild
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That was ten smiles ago. Move on
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i’m the black mold of the family
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junkjet retweeted
Dingus@DingusTheKidApr 20
I just invented a new band it's called "Steely Dan"
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the bugs come for me at night. they have something to tell me
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the prisoner is always saying some bullshit like “let me out 😢😢😢” ummmm NO!!!!! lol
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junkjet retweeted
cabby@cabbyApr 1
I love cyclists and think they deserve to live #APRILFOOLS
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Kip Conlon@kipconlonApr 1
My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.
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Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location
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junkjet retweeted
fishious@fishquicheeMar 21
‘A little bird told me’? Well a huge fat one told me something else
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junkjet retweeted
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@drakebonergifMar 18
to a keen-eyed viewer, the phrase “back at it again” would imply that this is not the first time Daniel donned the white Vans
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