@__angoose

certified fat fuck & world’s sturdiest man (he/him)

 London, England
Joined March 2019
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I can understand sidewalk but why the fuck do Americans call him Waldo?
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Nicholas Cage is the blueprint for a twink-adjacent bisexual uncle
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Chill in the air today. About to go asylum style on a pumpkin spice latte.
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Worcestershire sauce, the working man’s garum
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I gotta hit the aquarium with a pawg PRONTO
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No way
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Come Dine With Me and the Antiques Roadshow are the 2 best pieces of British television ever made
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Maybe not for you buster
g.@redfourdSep 23
Life ain’t all hotdogs and handjobs
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Harry@Owens_EFCSep 23
have you ever tried this one
Worthy Watch@WorthyWatchUKSep 22
We can reveal the other location… 👀 SABRINA CARPENTER → LIVERPOOL 2027 🏟️ We’re told Hill Dickinson Stadium is being discussed for a Sabrina Carpenter show next spring/summer, after Anfield was also considered. Still early, but it’s looking good!
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MY JULIENNE IS ASS AND MY BRUNOISE IS MACEDOINE. MACEDOINE!!!!!!
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Vietnamese Foo Fighters tribute band called Pho Fighters
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Second City Bureaucrat
@CityBureaucratSep 8
This is unbelievable. This is easily a top 5 bureaucrat physique of all time.
WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧
@WarMonitor3Sep 8
The head of Russias Rossotrudnichestvo in a press conference today talking about Russias deteriorating relationship with Armenia…
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Madrification strikes again
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Lea
@Lea_EFCSep 1
Thierno Barry after playing 50 continuous games for Everton this season without being subbed off once:

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Bricky 🧱@BrickyAug 23
Dude conversion camp SUCKS this has NOTHING to do with Warhammer 40k kitbashing
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These tourists don’t know untappd
natalie@nataliestwtAug 17
letterboxd for beer
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Your bird runs errands and calls it a solo date
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In England they throw you in jail for grilling
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Typing “me & who” so hard my thumb punches entirely through my phone
Degen CPA
@drewventoAug 14
When she’s ovulating and you make her laugh.
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