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John Marston

@JulyTeeM

#MUFC_Family reject. Legacy fan. Gentleman Bastard. Good, strong tweets. Football. Guitars. Games.

Joined September 2011
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*NEW COLUMN* I've changed my mind about Meghan's dad Thomas Markle - he’s just a shy, decent man struggling to deal with the mayhem of his little princess marrying a prince. dailym.ai/2LZL8hr
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Victor7@Victinx12Jun 29
Replying to @BSchweinsteiger
Tipo um ass4ssino mandar umas mensagem de feliz aniversário pra uma vítima que ele feriu
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Replying to @BSchweinsteiger @Walker_Aw93
Depois de meter 7 pirocada no meu rabo quer passar hipoglos, não fode
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Λ D Λ M · (@AdamLiterally) profile picture
Λ D Λ M ·@AdamLiterallyJan 6
Got a spare for Brighton if anyone is looking. Don’t want anything for it, can have it for free if you wanna go or know someone who does.
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Zirkwood@zirkwood_30 Dec 2025
This manager has served up *alot* of embarrassments during his tenure, but I think tonight is the most concerning performance in 13 months. Found a formula that had improved us considerably, then inexplicably chucked out the window tonight. Against the worst side in prem history.
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Jamie@jambo__fett28 Aug 2025
Obviously United will bounce back and put in a brilliant performance against Burnley on Saturday. In unrelated news, I have a pair available for Burnley on Saturday. FV as always.
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Pym turning to the Utd away end and saying “I’m a United fan” met with “let one in then you stupid bastard” 😭
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Jamie@jambo__fett17 Jul 2025
They are. But it’s because they’re playing against United.
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Not mine (in case you're watching, Jim!) Two spare for West Ham on Sunday, E31 Block 324. £25 each. Members only.
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Castael@_Castael24 Feb 2025
INEOS are not the issue nor the enemy. #MUFC
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a@adi94x9 Jan 2025
Looking for an Arsenal single. Will try to return the favour #MUFC
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Nick@ManUnitedYouth10 Nov 2024
Antony ever being picked ahead of Amad on any sort of merit was enough to merit a sacking, let alone any of the other stuff.
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Hmm, turns out you probably shouldn’t keep a manager because a Coventry player was offside by half a millimetre
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Gaz@CantonaManc11 Aug 2024
Didn’t expect to see Sancho in a United shirt again, thought we were done with that messer. Appreciate Ineos want to put him in the shop window, but the bloke blatantly told ten Hag and the fans to go fvck themselves. Unforgivable 🗑️
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James Blunt
@JamesBlunt17 Jul 2024
Fire the little cunt.
mush (@nichollz87) profile picturemush@nichollz8717 Jul 2024
You know your getting old when the apprentice at work as never heard of @JamesBlunt
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h🪐p@HWestwoodP1 Jul 2024
Ronaldo (39, takes sports science to the Nth degree, lives every aspect of his life with the sole purpose of extending his career and being the best footballer he can be) being much more washed than Pepe (41, spent the last 25 years fighting people and being evil) is very funny
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I am glad the journos are finally turning on Man City, but sad at the same time that it has taken this long to be honest. We've had to listen to them fawning over City for the better part of a decade while they ruined football.
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This you? xitter.cf/ManUnitedMedia/status/…
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@ManUnitedMedia17 Sep 2017
Replying to @StretfordPaddck @FullTimeDEVILS
Would be a class wallpaper - your @.
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Nick@ManUnitedYouth24 May 2024
Genuinely amazed at the level of anger towards the club about a leak that no-one knows came from them and that would make no sense to be coming from them. Seeing ‘disgrace’ etc chucked around. You can’t forcibly gag the press or control when they come out with stuff…
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