Hmm, turns out you probably shouldn’t keep a manager because a Coventry player was offside by half a millimetre
Was I imagining things, or about 10 times in the last 20 minutes at 0-0 against fucking Palace did Lisandro get the ball in acres of space, keep it for several seconds with zero pressure on him and then pass it square or back to Onana? What the fuck are we coaching these players?
Haven’t tweeted properly in many years. Hope anyone who still follows me and remembers the good ol’ days of Twitter has a great day today. UNITED! 🇾🇪
Polite reminder that it’s quite important to remember we’re watching a team that was banned from this competition for 2 years for systematic cheating, only overturned on appeal because their £5k-an-hour lawyers dragged the case on long enough that their cheating was time-barred.
It’s the year of our lord 2022 and I’m still having to watch Scott McTominay and Harry Maguire attempt to play association football. When will the pain end.
If Harry Maguire had any honour about him, he would quit football, become a monk and die quietly of starvation in a random cave in Asia
Excited to see how we cope in the second half with two of the worst footballers in England playing out of position: Aaron Wan Bissaka at left-back, and Harry Maguire on a football pitch
Just absolutely phenomenonal banter that we beat City to two signings in the last few years and it was Fred and Maguire
Aaron Wan-Bissaka getting the ball in the final third reminds me of that time my dog finally caught a rabbit after years of chasing them. She turned to me with a sheer look of panic in her eyes like "what the fuck do I do with this?" and then just fucked it away
Gegenpressing is good and all that Ralf, may I also suggest to you this new tactic I've come up with: it's called "not having one of your centre-halves being the biggest fucking gimp in football"
In case you're wondering how well United are run, they gave Solskjaer a 3-year contract extension 119 days ago.
In case you're still wondering, they gave Mike Phelan a 3-year contract extension 47 days ago.
I'm sorry, but it's complete negligence not to sub off your keeper who had saved 0 out of his last 25 penalties faced (0/36 now), for someone who's saved 8/19 for his career. There was 3 shots on target the whole game. Stevie Wonder knew that was going to pens. Nostalgia FC.
(Jinx tweet) De Gea signed for us with the reputation of a penalty-saving specialist and has saved roughly 0 out of 3,500 penalties since. Watch him save 0 out of 5 here.
Absolutely raging Di Maria turned out to be shite, it should be MY ABBA-based Manchester United song belting out from the Stretford End
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