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J

@JtForReal

All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.

Joined March 2011
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church x state is the worst collab ever
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*a plainclothes cop making a dramatic weepy confessional video about how the bootcut jeans he intended to buy were intentionally switched out for slim straight denim by the staff at tj maxx*
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just realized that when quarantine lifts i am going to party so hard that i literally die so that’s a wash tbh
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They approve because they want it to be over and Trump is telling them it will be over by Easter. What he’s not saying is what year. #Easter2027
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@ABC27 Mar 2020
51% of Americans approve of Pres. Trump’s handing of the coronavirus outbreak; 45% disapprove, new @ABC News/WaPo poll finds. abcn.ws/2WP9yTM
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yeah i guess u could say i’m WFH...working for the homies :)
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tested positive for missing the boys
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Stay at home as much as possible. Listen to the experts, ignore the morons (foreheads). We will get through this together.
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TWITTER UNIVERSE PLEASE HELP MAKE THIS HAPPEN: “Going Up the Country” by Canned Heat covered by @MileyCyrus on vocals and @lizzo on flute and harmony 🎶
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It’s that time of year again ... The New York Art Book Fair! When the combination of bad zines, cheap beer, and body odor combine to create a flea market for Bushwick residents.
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@YG16 May 2019
GOIN BRAZY LOKO
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Packers -3 at Browns may be the biggest rat line these eyes have ever seen
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SUMMER NYC, SUMMER NYC, YOU SMELL LIKE ARMPIT, SUMMER NYC, SUMMER NYC, I PRANCED THROUGH DOG SH*T
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WHAT'S THAT ON MY HEAD, COULD IT BE RAIN? OH NO, YOUR DUSTY A/C UNIT DRIPPED ON MY BRAIN
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SUMMER NYC, SUMMER NYC, THAT BIKER OVER THERE (TBOB) SQUISHED MY TOE, SUMMER NYC, SUMMER NYC, I LOATHE YOU ON THE LOW (high after this poem)
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Fyre Festival in theory vs Fyre Festival in reality
Image from Frazier Tharpe II (@The_SummerMan)
Image from Frazier Tharpe II (@The_SummerMan)
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rt if at this exact moment yo gut bigga then yo butt #SB51 #dips
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What's a marsupial's favourite cocktail? A piña koala. #dadjokes #jokeoftheday
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If u really wanna take care of me this Christmas, procure this monkey for a G xitter.cf/complexmusic/status/80…
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Does anyone else find @NestleCrunchUS bars just a little too crunchy???
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when you get stressed over your job and then remember you haven't worked in two months @JtForReal #sipstea #namaste
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Image from chisel tooth (@chiseltoooth)
Image from chisel tooth (@chiseltoooth)
Image from chisel tooth (@chiseltoooth)
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