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*a plainclothes cop making a dramatic weepy confessional video about how the bootcut jeans he intended to buy were intentionally switched out for slim straight denim by the staff at tj maxx*
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just realized that when quarantine lifts i am going to party so hard that i literally die so that’s a wash tbh
Sound Cloud rappers look like they all passed out at the same party and woke up with Sharpie on their faces.
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Do you draw and hope it looks like something or do you draw something and hope you like the way it looks?
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They approve because they want it to be over and Trump is telling them it will be over by Easter. What he’s not saying is what year. #Easter2027
51% of Americans approve of Pres. Trump’s handing of the coronavirus outbreak; 45% disapprove, new @ABC News/WaPo poll finds. abcn.ws/2WP9yTM
Stay at home as much as possible. Listen to the experts, ignore the morons (foreheads). We will get through this together.
Espresso Martinis are the New Vodka Redbulls...or were they first....regardless they’re back baby!! – at San Juan, Puerto Rico
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TWITTER UNIVERSE PLEASE HELP MAKE THIS HAPPEN: “Going Up the Country” by Canned Heat covered by @MileyCyrus on vocals and @lizzo on flute and harmony 🎶






