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Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2022
Has anyone told them about Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
The lower east side is college football country
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I think for my birthday this year I’m going to rent out a karaoke bar and invite everyone and then I will perform for a full hour and nobody else is allowed to sing.
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Friends with benefits and the benefit is that im your friend
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Surprisingly controversial opinion to my friends: I don’t believe in (“natural”) talent. People believe in this to gatekeep themselves from the pain (and subsequently the reward) of trying, constantly. Everything I am good at is because I spent a lot of time being bad at it.
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You can be better than most people at almost anything by simply giving more of a shit about it than them.
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It means nothing for me to exist without performing for other people
who am i when im not performing?
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Started watching Cheers, intrigued by how Ted Danson is surrounded by wonderful people who genuinely love him and he reflexively wastes his own time with superficial relationships— do we ever find out why he’s like that
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Finally some circuses on the horizon now where’s the bread
Nicolas Cage and Antonio Banderas will be the leads of ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ Season 5. Filming begins next year.
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hey! so my partner and i saw you from across the bar and we thought death would be too light a punishment for you
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Not to be a prescriptivist but when you guys say “yearning” and mean you’re horny it’s like fine then wtf word am I supposed to use to feel superior to you
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Made the mistake of trying to draw my friend as my second attempt at art and I’m going insane because I cannot capture how fucking pretty she is
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bipolar disorder & intense devotion
truly everything i am boils down to ocd or bipolar disorder
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I didn’t know Basement had a dress code until about a year of tagging along with my friends until and angry woman on the morning bus home with me complained about her frat bro friend not getting in
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My ultimate sexual fantasy? Hmm…probably a clean home…a gym nearby…walkable city…a themed dinner party with my friends every month…a stable job
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People be like “music wasn’t that good back in the day only the good stuff survived” and it’s like I don’t know I still hear “OH MY GOD— BABY LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN…” and Black Eyed Peas out in the wild and think that the music I grew up with might’ve just sucked
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q pergunta boba eh óbvio q eu me mataria
Pergunta só para as mulheres: O que vc faria se acordasse amanhã e descobrisse que todas as outras mulheres do mundo desapareceram, só sobrou vc e os homens?
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the “violet doesn’t have a real reason to do the ritual” is stupid as shit Nigga on god let the 3rd Maelstrom happen in 2027 ill fight a sandman with my own barehands for a Google internship
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You’ll never catch me saying shit like “not all men” because I do think it’s all of you and I don’t care about being picked
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Ppl bringing up Solomon also having a lack of “substance” compared to Violet, saying park chess hustlers are iconic to NYC and Violets “just a painter…” … this city has many boring directionless art kids hate to break it to you
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